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Movie is OFF.

Posted by Monique on March 31, 2011 at 6:39 AM Comments comments (0)

I've got plenty of reasons for choosing to NOT go forward with the movie.  One of them is that I've been getting sickly stressed out over it, the second is that IN AMERICA, I can't be a movie director if I'm under eighteen and un-licensed. Nor can I have anything to do with the process of making the movie.

Also, the Sickly Stressed out part? I have people hounding me left and right about the movie, and I'm so sick of it. I'm getting constant negativity, demandations (Not sure if that's a word...) and overall, I'm getting sickly depressed over the whole thing. Truth is, ever even taking this project on in the first place was a major mistake.

So, I don't know. I have no idea where this movie is going next, all I know is that from now on, Monique Tether can be dead for all I care. I want nothing to do with this thing until further notice, and any negative insults or complaints about my decision will be IGNORED.

Also, I want to begin focusing on putting all my spare time into my Ministry, which is something I haven't paid attention to since I was six.

I don't care if people call Monique's bluff, saying they were right about her being a fake, and that she never went anywhere, she never has, and never will, because they aren't right. I've got something, or more per say, someone, that none of these people do, Jehovah God, and right now, he's more important than a silly movie.

I honestly want everyone to pretend that this never happened, Because to me, it didn't. Selena has been asleep while Monique had taken over, and Monique ruined her life, then she left, and now Selena is awake again, and she has to put her life back together. Selena is strong, faithful, a book writer, not a movie director, and she's madly in love, and all of these things are more important than Monique Tether, because Monique is worldly, strong, yes, but worldly, and she's madly in love too, but with the world. I'm not going to be Monique Tether anymore.

So, I don't know, I just don't know. Maybe in a few years, another company that won't bail on me will find my book, read it, like it, and decide to make it a movie, and if that does happen, I'll tell them to put you guys in it. But I don't want one thing out of it, I don't want to become Stephanie Meyers and create a creative-less series of boring novels just to have them converted into boring even dumber movies, which will pleasure thousands of teens but annoy the rest of the world to pure aggravation.

I don't want to be the next big thing. I don't know, maybe I can get someone else to do it for me, but I know that I don't want what I was so close to having. Fame and fortune? That's worldly goods that don't belong in the hands of a witness. So if you guys want to continue with it, that's fine, but leave me out of it.

For now, I will no longer be updating this website, Monique Tether is dead, but Selena is just starting to live.

For those of you whom are happy with my re-birth, I encourage you to leave this website with me, and visit my brand new blog that is full of what I truly think of. It will be for FRIENDS and FAMILY ONLY, so yeah, random people will be rejected. I will post the link to only friends and family.

In the future I will look over all of this and pray to god and let him decide what to do, but for now, I'm THROWING MY BURDEN ON JEHOVAH! Which isn't bad, it's good, I'm releasing my problems, starting a new life.

I even did an entire peppermint body cleanse today to celebrate Selena coming back! It burnt like crazy, but it felt so refreshing after!

Caio forever or less!

The Crazy Wonderful Beautiful Way Of Life MOVIE PREMEIRE!!!

Posted by Monique on March 19, 2011 at 3:09 AM Comments comments (2)

WHOO HOO!!! Welcome, fellow MT Members, you are all about to get a special one way ticket to laughter, fun, and hilarity!

Introducing a movie almost two years in the making, The Crazy Wonderful Beautiful Way Of Life, and the premiere is going to be right here!

What's going to be so special about it if you're probably going to just order a free copy of the actual DVD from Monique herself? Well, the MTBooks.com version contains special never before seen footage that adds an extra twenty minutes onto the movie! Thats over fifty four minutes of pure heart gut laughter!

So, you're probably wondering this, what the crap is the movie about? Well, let me tell you!

Its a sort of SNL style movie filled with random humor and short video tales, it starts with a story of a prince and ends with a boy hitting a board with a stuffed animal. Either way, the amazingly funny flick is coming to MT Theaters ONLY and will be released on DVD sometime, Idunno when, but you can pre-order a copy now from me personally.

The movie will be premiering here around either tonight or tomorrow, and since I've seen it first, I've got a spolier!

Okay, so, my favorite scene in the movie? Well, I must say it was when Jake was slamming the fuzzy wuzzy on the chalkboard!!! OMG SOOO HILARIOUS!!!


So anyways, I've decided to give my book contestants a break and skip this weeks challenge, I know, fuzzy of me, right? But I'm not evil, and I feel this movie is more imortant right now because it doesn't recquire me typing in and thinking of other people. SO, enjoy the movie when it comes out, and leave a comment!

Okay, everyone! Part 2 of the contest!

Posted by Monique on March 10, 2011 at 12:11 AM Comments comments (1)

Okay, everyone! we are currently all about to make our way into the storage closet, well, the contestants are, not me, for my next challenge, for them, is 'locked inside the closet...'. hmm, wonder what it could be? Mon Homme, any last words?

Mystic: Not exactly.

Monique: Good, who wants to go first?

The room is silent, crickets can be heard outside.

Monique: Fine, I'LL risk MY life so that YOU CAN LIVE YOURS!!! I hope you're happy. **Monique puts the key into the door and slightly grabs the handle. Suspense builds into the room as she turns the handle, and Joey starts biting his nails. She opens it to reveal, four doors???**

She walks inside and flicks on the light. The doors are all colored randomly, one a sky blue, the next one over, purple, and after that is a striped red and green one, then a very dark teal. Everyone wonders what they mean, and then they are each handed a paper, each representing the colors of the doors.

Monique: This challenge is special, because it involves Teenagers, (Que theme song.) Young Love, First dates, and nasty 'Incidents' involving friends. Anyone know what this challenge is about?

Joey: Nawt a clue intha matta.

Destiny: I have to say, you've done it this time.

Trent: Nope.

Yasmin: I think I know what...

Monique: SHUSHIT!!!

Trent: Oooh you cursed.

Monique: You're going to be cursed if you don't pipe down and listen!!! Now, you each have a card of paper that represents the doors. In front of you, is a hat, in it, there are four, multi colored paper scraps, each explaining five new characters in the new Mystic Moon Movie, coming this fall to a theater near you. You have to guess which door holds which teen from the description given.

All except Monique: WHAT???!!!

Trent: But we don't even know the new characters names!

Monique: I'll make it easy on you, I'll read the description out loud. **Clears throat and grabs a random paper** Sophia Megean, new student in school, enjoys long walks on the BEACH **Ephasis on the BEACH** and staring at the SKY with her favorite GUY. She loves horses and cats and dogs too. Mike King, Wishes he lived in the sixties, enjoys solitude and hanging with Amy, Jason and... uh, that other kid, um, what was his name... uhhh... whatever, um, where was I? Oh yes, he'd prefer a day out in the...

**THUMP** is heard from the closet.

Monique: SHUT UP!!! He'd prefer a day out in the FOREST to a day in the house, and loves spending a ride on his skateboard around GRASSTOWN, a town nearby the school that has lots of, uh, concrete. He also likes horses and usually spends time watching them graze in the PASTURE. Spike Harnerson...

**THUMP**

Monique looks at the closet, then back to the paper: He's a punkish boy, his role model is Jay Kay, or as he calls him, CARDINAL Jay. He enjoys BLOODY movies, but nothing beats a day with his best pal, MIKE. And blah blah blah, nothing else is important,

**THUMP THUMP THUMP**

Monique walks over to the teal closet and whams on it, screaming: I JUST FED YOU, KNOCK IT OFF!!! Well, this means I don't even have to explain what's in there. Anyway, last one, Veronica Rose, Crap, I just gave the teal one away didn't I?

Mystic: Pretty much.

Monique: Whatever, she'd probably eat you anyway. Veronica Rose, a squirrel lover, and a lover of VIOLET designer clothes, she had rather spend her days working on her colorful makeup and avoiding Kody than actually being outside. The skinniest girl in the school, she's kinda CLIQUEY, but hates the color pink, she prefers A DARKER solution the the problem.

Okay, everyone set to peice these together?

All except Monique: No.

Monique: I thought so.

Monique hands out the papers, getting everyone to try and guess.

Also, you all are on teams now, the first ones to find their teen gets put on his or her team. GO!!!

Trent: I already know which one the teal colored door is, and there is no freaking way I want to be on Dawna's team, that chick is, like, evil.

Monique: Too late, you said her name, you guessed the door, you're on her team!

Trent: What?

Monique open's Dawna's door, Dawna runs to Trent and licks the side of his face like a dog.

Monique: Aw, she likes you!

Destiny: May I be on Dawna's team to prevent her from eating my husband?

Monique: Since she was a giveaway, I suppose you could.

Destiny: Thanks.

Yasmin: Okay, I sense a pattern here, who is with me on the fact that Mike and Spike are both hiding behind the striped door?

Joey: I dunno, Monique pulls some nasty tricks, yur probably wrong.

Mystic sensed a pattern as well, and he figured if he was on Yasmin's team, which, Yasmin is probably going to be the strongest player, he could get to the top much faster and without struggle. Also, Mike and Spike are unison, meaning they'd get two extra players on their team, twice the strength, for half the price: I believe you, Yassy, I think we should guess it out.

Yasmin: Really? Someone is with me?

Courie: I don't believe you for one second, Joey is right, Monique pulls nasty tricks!

Mystic: I have known her long enough to know that she doesn't lie. She gives hints, easy and hard, and this one is easy.

Monique cups her hands onto Mystic's shoulder: Aw, looks like I have an admirer! Anyone else with this hunk of brains?

Lex: I do!

Mystic: CRAP!!!

Monique: Alright, let's see who's behind door numbah four!!!

Trent: You mean three?

Monique: Shush, I wanted it to ryhme.

Monique opens the door, nobodys there...?

Monique: Mike? Spike? Anyone? Hmm, that's funny, I swore they were in here.

Mystic: Double Crap!!!

Monique: Oh, that's right! Spike had to go pee, so I let him out for a moment, however, that doesn't explain where Mike went.

**THUMP**

Mumbling can be heard from a locked up chest in the corner of the room.

Monique: Oh, right, I wanted to test my mouse trap, so I had Mike stand right here, but, where did the vaccum put the mice again?

Mike: In the chest, right behind you, TURN AROUND!!!

Monique keeps on thinking to herself: Who's hotter? Mystic with his shirt off, or Mystic with his shirt on? Nooo, Mystic wearing a white dress shirt in the pouring rain, and a button flew off, he's the very hottest of them all...

Mike: LET ME OUT!!! I CAN'T FREAKING BREATHE!!!

Monique: And coffee is hot too...

**THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!!!!**

Yasmin rushes to the chest, and picks the lock with a hair thing. As she opens it, Mike grabs her shoulders and kisses her cheek friendly.

Mike: THAAAANK YOU!!! AS for YOU!!! **Mike climbs out and runs over to her.**

Monique: Oh, hi Mike!

Mike: Don't 'HI MIKE' ME!!! You left me locked in there for an hour! You also left Spike locked in the bathroom, he's been texting me about Jason, apparently he's been terroizing him, flipping the lights off and playing chainsaw noises outside the door.

Monique: I told him to do that.

Mike: Why?!

Monique: I wanted to show the world that big bad Spike is just a big baby waving for love.

Spike runs into the room with toliet paper hanging from his entire body and his pants halfway down screaming.

Spike: HEEELLP MEEE!!!

Spike jumps into Mike's arms: It was horrible, dude, so... much... darkness...

Mike: It's alright dude, get yourself together, it was just Jason.

Spike: I know it was Jason, he wanted to kill me!

Mike: No, dude, not hockey mask Jason, Cardinal Jason, our buddy.

Spike: Oh. Ok. Well, in that case, Imma killim.

Mike: After the show, Spike, we've got to compete to get our own book series!

Spike: Yes, dude, we must.

Monique: Wow, you guys are quite the couple.

Mike: What?

Spike: We like, ladies.

Mike: Women.

Spike: Girls.

Mike: Yeah, girls.

Spike: With, hair.

Mike: And, eyes.

Spike: And bras.

Mike: Now you're going too far.

Spike: Sorry dude.

Monique: Wow, okay. So, We still have two doors to open, who's guessing for the last two?

Joey: The purple one is Sophia.

Courie: You're an idiot, the purple one is Spike.

Tyran: Spike has already been revealed!

Courie: Whatever.

Joey: FIne then, Mr. Fox, what's your diagnosis?

Tyran: I say we go with Sophia, whom is behind door number one, AKA, the blue door.

Monique: Correct, Ty! You are now on Sophia's team!

Sophia walks out: Thank god, it was getting stuffy in there.

Monique: And as an added bonus, Jen, you want to be on Ty's team, or Mike and Spike's team with Yasmin?

Jen: I'd love to be on the same team with Yasmin, but I love the color blue, also, Mike and Spike have too many players already, so, I'll stick with Sophia.

Yasmin: Aw, there's my number one fan, and she's on a team without her favorite character! Monique, I'm leaving team Mike and Spike.

Monique: Fine, do whatever the crap you want. Joey, Courie, you're both on V's team.

Veronica comes out screaming SQUIRREL and hugs Joey: Yah, this was a bad idea...


Monique: So, now we have teams!

Team Blue Birds! Team members, Jen, Tyran, Yasmin and Sophia

Team Lighting! Team members, Mike, Spike, Lex and Mystic (Oooh, tension on the team!)

Team Purple Squirrels! Team members, Veronica, Courie, Amy and Joey

Team DARKNESS! Trent, Destiny, Jason and Dawna

Oooh, the tension is killing me! SO, next time, we have a super awesome ACTION CHALLENGE!!! Our team members must jump into the pages of one of the best action slash comedy novels of all time, The Life of the Land! Their challenge will be to keep Kevin safe and entertained, while preventing him from burning down the house.

All next time, on, uh, I forgot the name.

And the Finalists ARE....

Posted by Monique on March 7, 2011 at 12:50 AM Comments comments (1)

Remember a long time ago when I asked you to place your vote for your favorite character? And the winning character would get his or her own book series? Well, the time is now, to find out who that someone is!

Mystic walks into the book room: What are you doing, and why did you text me asking me to come into the book room, and why are you typing everything I say?

Monique stands on a little red chair: Because, mon homme, I, Monique Tether, am announcing the finalists of the Get Your Own Book Series Contest! **Chair Collapses**

Mystic putting his phone in his pocket: Amazing... Who are they?

Monique hands him an envelope.

Mystic: Oh no... No way am I dealing with envelopes EVER again! You want this nice blue carpet to be red in thirty seconds? Keep the paper away from me.

Monique: Relax, mon homme! You don't have to open it!

Mystic: Why'd you hand it to me then?

Monique: Whatever, just read the back.

Mystic: HOLY CRAP! WHY IS HE ON HERE??? WHO VOTED FOR HIM???

Monique: Just read the names, you agocant homme!

Mystic: I thought you said you'd do it?

Monique grabs the paper from his hand: Quit being such a baby! Lex, Aller!!!

Lex walks into the room with a smile on his face. Mystic turns away and tries to ignore the fact Lex is taller than him.

Lex: Mystic, why the smug look? In my book series, I promise to mention your wise acts, so its almost like you never even died!

Mystic: I DIDN'T!

Lex gives a guilty face as Mystic balls up his fists and gives him a death glare.

Monique: COURIE!!! ALLER!

Courie runs up onto the desk and shines her waved fluffy face into the spotlight: Thank you, Thank you! I suppose Tyran deserves to be in MY BOOK SERIES, considering he is my boyfriend and all. I'm a good competitor, I won't fight, but I will win, and all of you will be lost in the dust!

Mystic: Whatever, just announce Yasmin and get it over with.

Monique: YASMIN ALLER!!!

Yasmin walks in waving around: I think I'll mention someone very special to me in my cooking series, that will be filled with recipes and my life of cooking, little Olivia, whom will be playing me in the movie!

Mystic: You've never even met Olivia.

Yasmin: I've seen pictures, she seems like a sweet girl.

Lex: She is very smart, very horse crazy too, perfect Yasmin material.

Monique: Can this stop being a talk about little Olivia and announce the next person already?

Lex: The next person isn't a person, it's the Experiments.

Monique: Oh, they couldn't make it, which is why this final category will be another challenge! Anyone from the voting booth whom got a final score of four or more gets another shot!

Destiny!

Trent!

Joey!

Jason!

Amy!

And, Mystic? Why are you on here?

Mystic: Because I want to be noticed! I think I deserve a series that isn't romance filled and crap with nothing but blood and disgusting humor! I want my own series that's about my time off pages, I want a series about what would have happened had I never met Alicia, I want a series that's about my life before, after, and if, and I want it to be called MYSTICAL!

There is an odd silence for a moment, then everyone joins in clapping for him.

Monique: Fine, be picky. Anyway, the first challenge is easy, its an elimination challenge, since you all have or have had partners, and or, mates, you must answer his or her questions about themselves. Joey, we will bring out your past flame, Rio, the French Speaking Feminine Rabbit, AKA, Rico's sister.

Rio walks out and gives a death glare to Joey, he gulps down hard.

Monique: Boys ask girls first. Mystic, we have Celeste coming out now, you must ask her a single question about yourself, if she gets it wrong, you die.

Mystic: What?!

Monique: Kidding, I can kid, right?

Mystic: No. Why does she have to ask me, she doesn't even want to be in another series.

Monique: I know, but your life or death in succeeding will focus around whether or not she answers correctly! Celeste, ALLER!!!

Celeste walks out biting her nails: I'm sorry if I get it wrong...

Monique: EH!!! Don't talk to him, you can only answer his question, of which I will be asking.

Mystic: Fine, just ask it already.

Monique: QUIET!!! Okay, Celeste! What shirt was Mystic wearing when he summoned the wolves on Lex?

Celeste: Well, he was wearing a... Black leather jacket... I think...

Monique: WRONG, he was wearing a Drafox Beetle Leather Trench Coat! You are eliminated, Celeste!

Celeste: I was never playing!

Monique: I don't matter, you are out, now, Mystic, time to answer something about Celeste!

Mystic: Oh boy.

Monique: What was Celeste's favorite thing to do with you in the academy?

Mystic: Well, we used to throw chalk out the windows and try to hit them with erasers in mid air! Haha, good times.

Monique: Correct, but what was she wearing the day you hit her in the head with a chalk bud?

Mystic: Nothing, we were horses.

Monique: Correct again, Mon Homme!!! You passed! Okay, readers, time to comment, whos gonna win the grand prize, what questions will I ask Jason, and who is hiding behind that door? Find out, on Monique Tether, the Dreamer with a Cause!

Monique Tether's Top 5 Movie Worries

Posted by Monique on March 7, 2011 at 12:19 AM Comments comments (0)

Okay, so I have been thinking a lot about the movie lately, and I hope I answered my own, and your own, questions about the movie, so, read on!

Top Worry 1: Paparazzi

I don't want my actors and actress's, and everyone else whom gets to be involved with this, being followed around and pounded by the paparazzi. Who wants to be afraid to go out in public? I don't, and I don't want my friends to be either.

Answer?

Monique Tether's way to avoid unwanted attention is simple, and my good friend Jess can help with it. For your screen time, you have to be a different person, you have to be that person, that character, which means, you may have to look slightly different. Anything to keep girls (and boys) from chasing you down and ripping your clothing off while you're just trying to buy a video game in Walmart is worth doing, unless you want that attention. Another thing is that we live in, fortunetly, South Carolina, where everyone knows everyone and chances are if you have lived here a month you have said "Hello" to just around everyone, which means the chances of being chased down are fewer because people already know you. The bad thing? Tourists suck, especially teeny bopper twi-girls, because they will eat you if they get the chance, they can smell fear, and if they sense you are that super hot guy on Mystic Moon, they will attack, and since they aren't native to the north, they don't know you personally, so they are much more likely to hunt you down. For this reason, I think boys are more at stake than girls. Sorry boys, you can't help that you're hot.

Secondary Worry: Mean People

In the words of Kassie's grand wrist band, Mean People Suck.

Answer?

Avoid them.

Thirdy Worry: Food

I'm hungry

Answer?

I'm going to go eat now.

My stupid bones, AND THE MM AWARDS SHOW!!!

Posted by Monique on February 22, 2011 at 11:37 PM Comments comments (1)

Well, lets start with the beginning title. Well, my stupid ankle used to have really bad problems, and surely enough, I'm now getting the whiplash from it. My ankle feels disconnected from my leg, so I can't really move it. I move it up and down, it goes left and right, and I move it left and right, and it hurts. So, I blame my genetics, and now I have to keep this freakin heavy sock on to keep my foot from acting up, and that sucks because I have to keep it straight, I don't LIKE keeping my ankle straight, cause then I have to slouch, and I don't like slouching cause then my back hurts, then my leg hurts when I try to stay straight and GURRRR!!!!! I HATE BONES!!!!

I'm too young to have freakin ankle problems, especially just because my ankle is being retarded. STUPID ANKLE!!! Plus, keeping it straight makes this muscle in my leg hurt. GOSH, when I have money, I'm just going to get new legs and ankles all together, and I'll keep my bad ones in a closet down stairs and keep them unfed and un-nourished and torment them for all the pain they've put me through. WOW, I have a wild imagination.

Anyway, I've been reading these really awesome books on this site called Fanfic.net , I really like the site, it's super cool. These billions of young authors write about their favorite shows. I'm not awriter, nor a member of the site, but I do enjoy the creative intelligence of these writers.

I'm also a fan of reading about my favorite shows, I'm currently reading one called High School, and I like it a lot, even though I'm only on the 15th chapter.

I admit, I've gotten a little lazy with my reading. When I first found Fanfic, I was reading only about my favorite show, TDI, and I was reading several of the little books and short stories. My favorite so far has been Rings, Intense Therapy, and Up Close and Personal (By far my FAV!!!) and reading the books has gotten me to like and appreciate the show more, even looking at the characters thein a different light. And I'm also pretty good with ignoring the profantiy they just HAD to add.

Then I started reading short stories about my current fav, Fringe, I love that show so freaking much! And the books some of these kids write are awesome!

As I said before, the current one I'm reading is High School.

BTW, If any of ya'll young writers are reading this, THANKS SO MUCH!!! You guys got me to start reading again, I stopped reading since I became all snobby, that I couldn't read because I had to focus on my book.

Reading about every character I love in every show I love makes me urge to write more about how much I love the books, instead of how much I love MY books.

BTW, sorry if I seem like a snob, I admit it, I preferred to talk about my books instead of others books, but now, I want to talk about other books!

Mystic: YO, MO!!! Get this thing on a role, you only have so much stage time!

YOU SHUSH!!! I guess he is right though. We have a show to start! The Mystic Moon Awards Show!!! Introducing your host, Mystic!!!

(Mystic walks onto the stage, a plate of six golden awards are placed in front of him by two Binks on stilts. The audience claps as Mystic gives a smile and poses.)

Mystic: Thank you, thank you very much. I know only a few of you have actually read the last book, based around... (Mystic pauses to take in a breath) Yours Truly... of those of you whom haven't, you're missing out on a lot of action, drama... (Mystic pauses again to flash his coat open a bit) Romance... (The ladies whooo as Mystic pretends to unbutton his shirt) and lots of it ladies. Anyways, I think we all know who deserves the first award, (Mystic holds up one of the awards.) a woman deserves this, not just any woman. A woman whom helped us through this book, through all the writers blocks, through all the tough times, through all the times when I had to turn into a total jerk out of nowhere, the one whom helped me when we stayed up til five in the morning writing, only one person deserves this, please ladies and gentlemen, welcome...

Monique: Thank you! Thank you! Really, Mystic, you shouldn't have! (Monique grabs the award from Mystic's hands.)

Mystic: I didn't. (Mystic grabs the award back.)

Monique: WHAT!!!  **Clears Throat** There must be some mistake, you described me, Mystic.

Mystic: Well, there is no mistake, Monique. Says right here, best Wractress is Amy Anne Shade.

Monique: That AAS!!!

Mystic: Monique! Be proud of her! Amy, Please come onto the stage. (Mystic motions for her to come near.)

Amy walks up the stairs smiling, but a worried look is behind her eyes: Thank you Mystic. (She kisses him lightly on the lips.)

Monique: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!

Mystic: Monique, hush, Amy has to give her speech. Mystic and Monique stand opposite sides of her and back away slightly, giving her some room.

Amy: Thank you so much everyone, thank you mom, and dad, (Amy waves at them in the audience) thank you Kyle, and Yasmin, and Chance, you pervert. And thank you Jason, my wonderful husband and father to my daughter and son, and thank you Celeste, I know you couldn't be here right now, but I hope you're feeling better soon!

Monique: Okay time's up!

Mystic grabs her arm and gives her a stern glare: Monique, all have you know I'm a meat eater now, and you look like a good first kill.

Monique: Oh, and what was that in the for...

Mystic: SHHH!!! Some people still haven't read the book, stupid! Now let Ammes finish.

Amy: Thank you, Mist. Anyways, everyone I didn't just thank, thank you!

Amy waves the award with a big smile on her face and walks off stage. Mystic walks back to the microphone and opens his mouth to speak, until a girl in the audience shouts.

Girl: TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, SEXY!!!

Mystic blushes as he wipes his eyes and covers his mouth: Um, that's not... No...

Girl: COME ON, BOY!!! STRUT IT WHILE YOU GOT IT!!!

Mystic: I'm fifty eight years old, I'm not changing any time soon.

Girl: THAN STRUT IT WHILE YOU'RE STILL POPULAR!!!

Mystic thinks about it for a second before he takes off his dresscoat, un-does his tie, and unbuttons his shirt four down: This should keep you quiet. Anyways...

Girl: COME ON!!! WE WANNA SEE THEM ABS!!!

Mystic finally grabs his shirt and rips it off, balls it up, and throws it at the girl: ARE YOU FLUCKING HAPPY NOW?!?!?!

Monique stands speechless, staring.

Girl: Yes.

Mystic grabs his coat and places it over his arms to try and stay at least half appropriate. He leans on the speaker stand in front of him, out of breath from his yelling: Now we go on to the next category, best Wractor. By the way, if you don't know what a wractor or wractress is, it's somebody in the book, a character. Wractor is a boy in the book, and wractress is, well, a girl. Anyways, lets see who the finalists are.

A Screen pops up out of nowhere showing a blue screen with green designs on it, and an award of a golden horse rearing up spins on the screen. Mystic turns to look up, watching as a voice announces the names and shows short clips of them all.

Voice: Jason Cardelias, Cameron Shade, Mystic Moon,

Mystic shows a huge smile as his face appears on screen, his rainbow eyes glimmering in the perfect resolution. He's glad they chose the very best picture of him, Mystic isn't shy of showing off his face.

Voice: and Lex

Mystic cringes, why the crap is Lex up there? Especially RIGHT AFTER Mystic, and they added an AND to his name! Mystic should have been the AND, he's too special not to be separated from the crowd. Mystic only wished that he himself won, so he turned around as the screen went dark, light shining on him once again. His face a bit distressed at the sight of Lex being up there.

Mystic leaned on the speaker stand and motioned for the Binks to come back with the envelope holding the winner. Mystic snatched it from their hands and they fell back, grabbing each other to try and catch each other from falling.

Mystic dug his thumb nail into the tip of the envelope and ripped across it, giving himself a paper cut. He looked down as blood began pouring down his arm, and began to panic, he knew Dawna was going to be after him, bad enough she had a crush on him. He placed his thumb into his mouth, looking like a baby, he just hoped no white blood would come early too try and heal the wound.

Monique: Mystic, are you alright?

Mystic made a pop as his hand went back down beside his pocket: Uh, yeah. Anyways, let's see who the winner is, shall we?

He lifted the flap and grabbed the name card. His eyes scanning as he looked for his name. The card read:

And the winner is,

Lex!

Mystic took a deep breath: And the winner is Lex!

He smiled, even though he didn't want to. Lex walked onto stage, his face still covered by his deep black hair, but Mystic noticed something new about him. He had eyes, light blue eyes, he must have had that surgery he wanted. And his hands were so, perfect, no longer feather coated. The girls swooned at him, and whoo'd, even more than they did when it was Mystic's turn on stage. He felt jealous, then noticed his thumb had begun spawning the white blood, so he got an idea. He went up to Lex, and gave him a hug, wiping his thumb on his back.

Mystic: Congrats, kid.

Mystic patted his back, and then turned over, placing his thumb in his mouth again to try and mask any white blood scent. He walked a few steps away, just behind Lex as he grabbed the award that showed his name in gold. Lex smiled gratefully, and actually kissed the tip of the statue, a tear rolling down his cheek hit the eye of the stallion that the statue represented.

Lex: I'd like to thank my good friends, the Experiments, Eli, Birdie, Connie, Love, and Meye. Also Malichi, you were there for me all those years, and you helped me escape. And Charlie, you may have been just a little hog, but you were a good friend, and boy were you tasty... (half of the audience laughs, the other have gasps) Just kidding, No, I'd never eat my buddy. Anyways, I also thank my healer, or as some would call her a doctor, but she helped me, she gave me these gorgeous new hands, I never felt anything before that, incident, and now, but really, she gave me the ability to see without burning people to bits, I thank you, Linda. Thank you everyone else, and, I hope you enjoy the rest of the show!

Lex walked off stage, Mystic furious with him: That son of a birch tree didn't even mention that I cut his eyes out so he wouldn't burn people up and gave him a slit in his mouth so he could talk again! That, That, That stupid Ba...

Monique: Mystic? You alright?

Mystic: Yes, just, thinking. Anyway, lets see the next category...

Lex: AAAAGH!!! GET HER OFF MEEE!!!

Mystic chuckles a bit secretly: Alright then, next category is, Best Action Scene Winner throughout the series! Luckily, these all include me, so I get the award anyways.

Mystic turned around and looked up at the screen. Immediately, he saw his horse version beating the crap out of Tyran. The scenes didn't even need an introduction, but there was one anyway, with the winner's name announced before their competitor.

Voice: Mystic and Tyran, Sophia and Dawna

Mystic: Sophia and Dawna? They weren't even IN the series until the movie! Gosh, stupid voters don't wanna stick to the freaking books!

Voice: Destiny and Kyle

Mystic: Destiny and Kyle? That wasn't action! No one won!

Voice: And Kyle and Mystic!

Mystic: KYLE DID NOT BEAT ME!!! I KICKED THAT WIMP'S SORRY LITTLE...

Monique: And the winner is! (Monique motions for Mystic to grab the envelope.)

Mystic: Yes, the winner... (Mystic again grabs the envelope and rips it open, slicing his entire hand this time.) GAA!!! (Mystic grabs his hand, blood pours down onto the stage)

Monique: Oh my, Mystic!

Mystic grabs the envelope with a bloody hand and takes the card out with the other:

And the winner is,

Destiny!

Mystic slams his teeth so hard that he accidentally bit his inner lip, slicing a good chunk off. He ignores the pain and crunches the paper in his bloody hand and throws it on the floor. He waves his hand out, and announces Destiny onto the stage. She runs up, Trent following close behind. Mystic notices she had cut her hair short, around neck length. A new look for Destiny since she had never cut her hair since she was born, and now its so short!

Destiny grabs the award, a bit microphone shy, she runs back to her seat as soon as she can.

Mystic smiles and waves her off. He looked down, only three awards left, one of them should be his.

So, he just read the next category, best New Character. Mystic cursed under his breath, he was most certain he was NOT in the category. Mystic thought for a moment now, there is a fifty fifty chance here now, there's only two awards, if one of them isn't for him, he was going to rip the stadium down. But of course, its all the audience's votes, and contendors can't vote for themselves. Once the votes are in, a computer send the info throughout the stadium, the winners name is then engraved on one of the trophies via a little engraver machine that pops up, and is then sent to a machine were an envelope is encased around the card with the winners name. And that's how the awards work. So if he could work the audience, he could get an award.

Mystic: Lets look at the contenders for best new character.

Mystic motioned towards the screen, turning towards it, he looked up, noticing Lex immediately. He can't be nominated twice, can he? He's already won once! Either way, he continued watching.

Voice: Jassy and Miles!

Mystic: They can't possibly be putting them both into one category! They are separate people!

Voice: And Malichi!

Mystic: Please Please Please don't bring that dragon onto stage! First time I met him he licked me to death!

The binks walked on over holding a envelope, they throw it at Mystic's face, and run off, Mystic staring in their direction. He crushed up the envelope to prevent it from cutting him, he was really sick of two things today, not winning, and being abused by paper. He ripped the top off, almost sending a spark of fire to the floor. He checked his hand, no blood, non that was fresh anyway.

He looked down at the letters that seemed to dance, probably from his extreme loss of blood, making him dizzy.

And the winner is,

Malichi!

Mystic cursed a bit louder now, people could hear him, and began whispering things to each other: I can't believe he just said the F word on live TV, they don't have a profanity filter! That dirty man!

Mystic cursed again in his mind, this time at the fact that people heard him curse, and his perfect streak of Curselessness was over.

He suddenly felt less attractive.

Mystic: Malichi! Take the mic!

He looked up, and motioned for Malichi to come down from his nest above the stadium. He flew down like a huge bird, though he was a huge bird, and grabbed the award. He then took a turn around, and landed inches away from the microphone.

Malichi: Hello! Everyone! I was told I have a very annoying voice, so I got it fixed with a bit of help from an accent tutor!

Mystic did notice his voice was slightly less, annoying, but he still had a very high voice, nonetheless.

Malichi: Anyways, thank you all for this wonderful gift, I want to thank Vanessa, and Angel, and Eli, and Birdie, and Charlie, and Meye, and Connie, and my wonderful sister, Love, I love you Love, and love you all! GOOD NIGHT LAS VEGAS!!!

And with that, Malichi flew back up to his special V.I.D.T. Seat, Very Important Dragon Thing.

Mystic looked down at the next category, and his heart jumped abit, his confidence built up slightly, and a smile overtook his face.

Mystic: Lets see who's in the Sexiest Character category!

Mystic looked up, assured his face would be there. Heck, his face should be in all four corners of the screen, and that's what he pictured. He'd act all surprised, and grab the award with his name on it. Give the longest speech ever, and then go out to a party, then he'd get home at five in the morning, and place his award right above his bed.

Mystic's eyes widened, and a major curse escaped his lips, he shouted it loud as Lex's face popped up.

Voice: Lex!

Mystic was fine, though he wanted to be first, and second, and third, and maybe last too. Either way he tried to ignore that fact he wasn't first, and he continued watching.

Voice: Jason Cardelias!

Mystic shook his head: Jason? JASON??? Over ME??? Humpf, just wait Mystic, you'll win this category, buddy.

Voice: Vanessa!

Mystic growled a bit, not because he agreed that she was hot, but because he wanted his face to be where hers is.

Vocie: And last but not least, Mystic!

Mystic gave a sigh of relief. He had to trust his ladies to vote on him now, so he turned, and before they had time to lock in their votes, Mystic gave a sexy little look, and began taking his coat off.

Mystic: Darn, is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Mystic threw his coat to the side, and rubbed his hands through his hair. He leaned on the speaker stand, and looked around at the ladies, non of them were paying attention to him. He wondered how he could convince them to come back. He was getting mighty tired of not being noticed. Even though his other “Use-2-B” fans didn't pay him a cent of attention, he could always trust two girls to vote for him every time, Monique and that girl whom is now rubbing his shirt on her face. But still, two against thirty thousand is not going to make a difference.

Mystic awaited the envelope, and this time, gently took it from the beaten up bink's little paws. He gently opened it, looking around to see everyone in the audience, seeing if there was anyone giving him a “Don't worry, I voted for you!” smile. He didn't see one, and turned down to reveal Lex's name yet again. Trying to keep his cool, he handed the card to Monique.

Mystic: I've gotta go, do something, really quick.

Monique: Okay, you want me to announce?

Mystic: Yeah, I'll be back not before long.

Monique wasn't sure what that meant, but she went up to the stand and put on a big smile. Mystic stormed off into the curtains and to the backstage.

Monique: Please welcome ladies and gentlemen, LEX!!!

Lex ran onto stage, his lady fans dropping before him, mostly teenagers, but some adults were swooning too.

Lex: Wow, I can't believe I get two awards! This is so, pleasant!

Suddenly, you could hear Mystic, kicking things, breaking things, and smashing things. He came back out, covered in sweat, or water, he probably broke a water pipe or something.

Mystic: I'm good now. And, a tad cold.

Mystic picked up his jacket and covered himself up, and stayed in the corner of the stage, eying Lex every now and then, trying to see what he'll say.

Mystic: Choose your words wisely, boy. They may be the last ones you speak.

Lex: I can't really take up anymore stage time, we've still got one category left! So, thank you everyone, and have a good night!

Mystic walked back over to the speaker stand, and leaned on it with both arms crossed: Last Category. God let me win.

He looked down, and his face frowned yet again, but he didn't curse, because he already knew who would win.

Mystic: Best Singers Category!

Mystic turned around, he wanted his friend Amy to win this one, but he already knew it'd be someone else.

Voice: Animal Lover!

A picture of her blue shelled hermit crab appeared, her face next to it.

Voice: The Zip Hound Dogz!

A photo of six emo dudes appeared. Mystic guessed they must be singing for the movie.

Voice: Alicia Hill!

An Avatar of an animated Alicia appeared.

Voice: And Amy Shade!

A gorgeous picture of Amy, in a blue gown appeared. This was the young, sk8er girl Amy, and sure enough, she had her skateboard in her hand.

Mystic turned back to the stage, awaiting the results. A tear fell from his eye, at least he was nominated a few times. But he felt awful crappy, he wanted to win, and prove that he still had something, but maybe he didn't.

Mystic: Oh well.

He grabbed the envelope, a teardrop falling onto it, helping it become soft, and less dangerous, as he tore it open.

He looked down, and read happily,

Congradulations, Animal Lover! Give your speech in the comments!

 

 

 

After Animal Lover's speech she walked happily off stage, holding her award high. Mystic was proud though, at least he was right about something tonight.

Monique came up and gave Mystic a big hug, and a small kiss on the cheek.

Monique: You're a winner to me.

Mystic smiled a bit, but still drooped his head as he almost walked off stage. Then a voice caught him. A light, soft voice.

Celeste: Babe, where are you going?

Mystic quickly turned, she was holding a dark blue award in her hands. The horse on the statue had glowing gold eyes, it was unlike all the others. Mystic came running to Celeste and kissed her softly. He took the award, and cried at the plaque.

To the Sexiest, Most Characteristic, and Mystical of all. Mystic Moon

Then a small epigraph in the side,

(But not the best singer)

Mystic laughed and hugged Celeste, and he went up and gave his speech.

Mystic: I just wanna say that I love everyone here, and I have the worst temper in the world. I'm sorry I cursed, and I'm very happy I have two of the best trophies ever, this one, and my beloved Celeste.

Mystic planted a kiss on her lips, and then turned back to the audience.

Mystic: GOOD NIGHT CHAROLETTE!!!

 

 

 

The End

Are you guys happy with it? I very much liked it, and I thought of maybe starting a series of short little nothings here and there. Rate with stars, **** AKA, for less computeristic persons, Push the big button that says SHIFT and sometimes has an ARROW POINTING UP, its on the left of the Z key, and the number 8 at the same time. Anyways, Rate with stars, or just leave a review. BTW, all you guys won the BEST FRIEND category, so just drop your speech in the comments!

 


 

New Website!

Posted by Monique on February 19, 2011 at 2:56 AM Comments comments (0)

Check out this new flash website!

Its the official Movie Website for all the movies!

I'm still working on it so keep updated!

http://moniquetether.magix.net/website

My Friend Juliette!

Posted by Monique on February 18, 2011 at 3:03 PM Comments comments (1)

Back in Florida I have a friend named Juliette, she is extremely talented on the guitar and writes her own original music.

I am hoping she can sing for the movie, because her voice and her music matches the movie perfectly, and I think she should be known for her creativity.

You must listen to her, this is her Youtube channel,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzllVq1jBRk&feature=player_profilepage


There are two songs she sings that I just can't get out of my head, they are so beautiful, (And you've gotta admit, they would be amazing for a lot of scenes in the movie!) They are called Magic from a land Far Away (Doesn't that hit Mystic Moon on the dot? Magic from a Land Far Away, what is, Quatrana? I think it's awesome!) And Alone (I think that Alone would be a good song for when Amy is sitting in bed wondering what to do with her life now that Jason doesn't want to be with her.)


She is a very talented girl, oh, and Animal Lover, I think you and her could do some duets for the movie!

Fantasy? Reality!

Posted by Monique on February 17, 2011 at 11:08 PM Comments comments (1)

Imagine, you, whether you are an actress, an actor, or a singer, even just a voicer, imagine you are walking out onto a red carpet, walking up to the Time's Tale's movie premiere. The paparazzi is nice, but you are most proud of the fact that, even though we were told we couldn't do it, we did it. It was tough, but we did it. Things are going to be a lot easier now, with the next movie on it's way, you are at the top, and no one can knock you down.

Quite the fantasy, right? Even if you didn't have money problems in the beggining, think of what you can do with your share of the movie money! Donate some to animal shelters, give some animals a home, perhaps yours? I know who's fantasy that one is. Perhaps, put some money towards a specific collage, maybe a cooking school? Others may want to begin their own singing career with the money, some may hire an agent, (Please don't. They are nothing but money suckers, trust me.), some may want to give a lot of horses a home, (Me, duh.) Others may want to work on getting the public eye on their skateboarding, perhaps become the next skateboarding icon? Everyone in the movie has bigger dreams than just a one time shot at some quick cash, although the cash is nice, but I want you guys to tell me, what are YOU going to do with your percent?

I could really use a wish right now

Posted by Monique on February 16, 2011 at 4:50 PM Comments comments (0)

I really could. I pretend that Mystic is a shooting star just flying across the night... grass. A big fluffy star. Could we pretend Mystic on the night grass is a shooting star??? Oaoh...


Enough of that.


Okay, since I just finished the book series, it will be so much easier to carry on with the movie.


And now I ask you... A major, MAJOR question...


Should we follow the book series like good little children, or, should we draw outside of the lines and add as many movies as we can make?

Remember this, Drawing Outside of the Lines would lead to:

More merchandise

More time

More Money

and More teenage girls ripping things apart to get to the movie premieres.


Now, I have recently conducted a study, I am having my book reviewed by teenage boys, to prove that the book series is unique and targets each reading group equally. This, my friends, means even bigger bucks when the movies are out.


Of course, it isn't all about the money. Well, it kind of is, but that's not why we are doing it. We are making this movie to prove to teenagers everywhere, a movie doesn't have to follow a trend to be good, in fact, it is the movies that don't follow trends that make the big bucks.


Also, I know it seems like quite a tough goal, but we've got competitors, big competitors. We are making an Indie Film, with NO I.F.H. whatsoever, in a world that worships the big Movie Companys and Vampires. No offense, Vampire lovers, but this is gonna be hard, very hard.


Okay, so what I do is picture the movie as a body. You've got:

Actors = Blood

Producers = Heart

Directors = Brain

Distributors = Skin and Muscle

and in Indie Films (An Indie Film is a movie created by an unofficial company.)

I.F.H. = Liver


We are taking the liver out of this thing and replacing it with Hope, which in this case = a plastic liver


So, what are the chances this thing will survive? Thin. Very thin. Thinner than Paper, but the point is, there IS a chance, and the further we get into this thing, the larger the chance. Want to know how thin of a chance we had seven monthes ago?

Thinner than a mm of thinned, asprinated blood. And it grew, slightly.


But I have faith, for in the words of the great Mystic, DREAMS ONLY COME TRUE IF YOU BELIEVE IN BROKEN ONES!

Blood edition has been Published!

Posted by Monique on February 10, 2011 at 2:12 PM Comments comments (0)

I must say that there is a huge difference between the Kelsey edition and the blood edition. One, a kid friendly fairytale, for seven and up, the other, a major gore fest, yet both keep to the story as one. I'm very much impressed with this book, and I hope for it to go far, Heck, YES IT WILL GO FAR!!!

Another miracle for my friends and fam ONLY, are that I, Monique Tether, And in all her tomboy ways, have painted my nails. Yes, but its not the fact I painted them, or the color (Shine Gray) but its what I WROTE on them that has people laughing. Can any of you guess what I wrote? Heres a few clues:

1. Think Big Letters, don't let the fact that I have only ten fingers fool you.

2. Think, Awesome

3. Think.


First person to guess wins... SOMETHING!

Abny Tales

Posted by Monique on February 7, 2011 at 2:11 AM Comments comments (0)

I figured I should explain of the great war that wiped out the vampries in my book. Well, I figured that it would be a great idea to express that veiw in MOVIE FORM!!! Yeah! So, as soon as Time's Tale's is done, I figured we could start working on the SPOOKIEST THRILLER OF 2011!!!

We hope for it to come out around October, and it will be called Abny Tales, it will feature the secret Abny Sophia as the main character, and tons of other Abny girls, and some Abny Boys too.


The movie will be set ten years back, will explain how Abnys were created, how Sophia was born on Quatrana territory, the legacy of the Abnys, and of course, the thrilling scenes of blood and gore!!!


But it won't just be another all blood no plot movie, it will show of an outbreak of a virus that has affected all Drafox Abny's, and how they have been basically transformed into human eating zombies. Sophia has been born in the middle of this epic madness, and she has been hired by the queen to take down as many Abnys as possible. To do this, she must cross over from her homeland of Quatrana into the real world, become a normal teenage girl, go undercover, and take down every infected zombie. Problem is, three of her friends are undercover Abnys too, and she has no way of telling who's who in this dramatic thriller.


What does any of that have to do with Vampires? I don't know, but I just figured I shouldn't make it about the vampire war when I started writing. So, doesn't it sound good?


Plz comment!


Ok, I wanna do another intro of this, like, a movie preview, picture it as a movie preview.


Sophia talking, camera slowly zooms in on her in school: Imagine. You were born three days ago. You are an Abny, so you grew ten times faster than anyone else. You were sent forth by the Quatrana board of elders, along with three of your friends, to go undercover as teenagers. And kill off a team of Abny Zombies that are trying to eat the human race.

NARRATOR: THIS FALL

Camera switches to black haired girl running in the forest

NARRATOR: THE WORLD LIES

Camera switches to a boy with a knife facing a mirror, he's covered in blood.

NARRATOR: IN OUR ENEMY'S

Camera switches to a girl looking up at a boy by a lake

NARRATOR: FANGS.

Boy walking out of the forest, sneaks up behind a girl by a car: I always kind of pictured you as more of a vampire person.

Girl: Who are you?!

Boy: Your worst nightmare. *Boy grabs her arms, camera fades quickly to darkness as he tries to bite her.*

NARRATOR: 10-11-12


Sound good? Well, you know enough about the movie now, why not send in your own previews like this one?

Monique's MOVIE PHOTO MADNESS!!!

Posted by Monique on February 7, 2011 at 12:40 AM Comments comments (0)

I have come up with a great idea! Remember that drawing contest last year? Well, a few lucky photo submitters (For the Pet Photo contest and the Drawing contest) will have their photos of their animals and of their drawings hidden around in the movie!

If you want to submit a new photo, or enter an already posted pic into the contest, NOW IS THE TIME! I am judging the photos on Contrast, Sharpness, and Creativity.

WHatcha waiting for? GOGOGO!!!

No one Messes with the TETHER!!!

Posted by Monique on February 4, 2011 at 7:44 AM Comments comments (0)

That's right, another hopeless soul took on the Tether and fell down shamefully. Why do people keep doing stupid things? Well, perhaps I should inform you guys of the terrible situation.

There was this chick named Mrs. You (Seriously, and she says I'VE got problems!) well, lets not get to her yet, she ain't that important.

Well, I was merely attempting a shot at getting my book out into the world, I was asking teenagers to review my book for free, and I got many positive responses on Facebook and through my Email.

Well, out of nowhere, this lady starts harassing me (Yes, MRS.You) and starts saying my work is "Not Legit" and that if I have to "Spam Yahoo then I must be desperate."

Well, lets just say, she didn't win the fight. She even went onto this PRIVATE WEBSITE!!! I was SO MAD!!! This website is for my friends and family only. No random chick named Mrs. You should be poking around here, you guys don't want that, do you? Also, she told me since my book was Self Published and because I didn't have the money to pay a Designer (Whatever the crap that means!) that it will never be a movie and/or ever a popular book.


AHEM, BRIEF HISTORY LESSON FOR STUPID PEOPLE NAMED MRS. YOU: L. Frank Baum was a poor man, he had written a book (Me.) and couldn't get it published (Me Again.) so, he self published it (HELLO ME!!!) and it sold so wonderfully, that the publishing companies where mad they hadn't published him and raked in all that cash (Becoming Me.). Do you know what L. Frank Baum wrote? He wrote the Wizard of Oz, the most popular, BOOK, MOVIE, AND EVEN GAME OF ALL HISTORY!!!


Mrs. You, don't even think that this is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE THING, because it wasn't. Many self publishers have become big millionaires because Self Publishing, while it may be a harder rode to take, and a much longer one, always leads to more success, because for 1, you don't have the publishing company knocking on your door demanding 90%, and 2, you get to write what's REALLY on your mind, and not have to worry about some money hungry loser reading it and yelling out error after error.


Anyways, after many more of her foolish attempts at making me breakdown and making me give up, I finally got some backup, and together we deleted U Chick's "Unneeded Complaints", and hightailed her Fuzzy White Booty (She was a picture of a cat) OUT OF HERE!!!


Yes yes, applaud if you will, but this doesn't mean that she's just going to stop bothering us forever, we are a team, and what she did hurt all of us... eternally. And the only antidote is to make our movies the BEST DARNED MOVIES... EVER.


If not, then we will all die miserable and painful eternal deaths and be alone and lonely to secretly be ruled over by evil queen U for the rest of our lives.

Le Dernier Chapitre: Regular Version and Kelsey Version are FINISHED!!!

Posted by Monique on January 31, 2011 at 11:09 PM Comments comments (1)

Yes, I have yet to work on the blood edition, however, all the books will feature exclusive pictures of the most important parts of the book, including the grandmother (Modeled after my grandma Olga Esther), Destiny's transformation, Mystic's Horse form and Human form side by side, Celeste's Human form and BloodHorse form (In the Kelsey edition and regular edition, Celeste's Bloodhorse is called the Redhorse, to be less, uh, graphic.) Also featuring the three young souls, and the Experiments, Lex's Hot Side (Teenage girls are telling me he's hot in this picture. I guess thats good.) and, some other photos.

Another thing, you see that Character Poll tab? Well, once you read Le Dernier, CLICK IT!!!!

Alright, I've got it!

Posted by Monique on January 18, 2011 at 3:14 PM Comments comments (0)

After revising the book for the hundreth time, I've decided on one thing, I want a full audience, not a patchy audience. So, i'm going to have two versions of the book, one for my younger fans called the Kelsey Edition, this version is kid friendly all the way, but keeps to the story, it just excludes things that may be too much for kids, like the violence, Lex's Scream Spree, the very mild language, etc. Then there will be the blood edition, with all the violence, blood and gore that young adults and older kids enjoy. This one includes Lex's Scream Spree, (Which I feel is the funniest part of the book, but its too much for kids.) AND includes Vanessa's day on Exodus, which is the most magical moment in the book. It also includes Celinda, whom is cut from the kid version for being too Sexy.


So, make your pick, Kelsey Edition, OR, The Blood Edition? Or, the regualr edition? (Regualr edition is in the middle, the blood is there, the friendly is there, all the scenes are there, and its the book from my heart, nothing cut out or added at all. If you want to know the real Monique, Read the regular.)


So, thats all I've got to say! See you next time!

Le Dernier Chapitre: Sooner than Spring?

Posted by Monique on January 15, 2011 at 12:20 AM Comments comments (0)

Yes!!! I am so happy, I am almost to a hundred pages, I'm a total writing freak, and the story still hasn't progressed much. WAHWAHWAH!!!!! I know! It sucks! I don't know where the story is going so I just keep writing and writing and I'm going nowhere! But luckily, I asked Mystic what he wanted in the book, and he said to be a horse again, so don't worry, the story is beginning progress. But I have an odd feeling it is going to come out sooner than Spring, like, maybe in a few days? But remember, even if the book is finished by feburary, I'm still going to be working on it and making sure it goes far, then my movie career can start. So, what do you guys think of Le Dernier so far? Tell me, right here!!!

Yes! The premeire of Le Dernier, First chapter, baybay!!! WHoooo!!! Hey, Pre-Order your copy now, if you want!

Please ignore the fact that almost every other two words are not spaced, thats not how the book is, trust me.

Chapter 1

A new City

 

 

“Andthat is how we got this wonderful city back after that epic war.”an elderly woman reads to her grandchildren.

“Wow, Amy didall that just to save her family?” the little boy said.

“Yep, herfamily was very important to her since her real parents died in a carwreck.” the elderly woman said as she closed the book.

“So manypeople died. Why?” the little girl asked as she looked down at herbunny toy. She stroked its soft face, her bunny toy was like a childto her. Her best friend, a little toy, it will never hurt herfeelings or make her cry, it only brings happiness.

“Death isjust the ending title of the book of life. Each and every one of ushas a story, and they all end with death. But as long as you lived amemorable life, people will read and cherish your story until theirscomes to an end as well.”

“Not, all ofus, die. Do we?” the little girl yelped as a tear fell from hereye, she cuddled her bunny toy even closer.

“Only untilgod above makes things perfect again. Then none of us will ever die,and our stories will keep going on for more and more to read, and wewill be able to tell them personally our stories.” the woman saidas her head rested onto the pillow of her rocking chair.

“That's nevergoing to happen, grandma. We all die, always, you just said so.”the little boy got up and got some milk, then came back down. Thewoman took a long hard pause.

“I suppose wewill just find out, won't we? You know, I've got an even better storyto tell you than the past few I just did. Do you want to hear it?”the woman asked cupping her hands together and leaning over.

“Not me, I'mtired, and dad says he's on his way.” the boy pauses as he hears aknock at the door. The kids go running.

“Daddy!!!”they scream as they open the door. The door slams open, hitting thelittle girl in the face. The little boy is scared as death to see twomen covered in black cloth.

The woman runsout of the chair and grabs her cane. One of the men grabs the littleboy, and runs out. The other man turns to the woman and grabs thecane, she pushes down on the cane, and the man goes flying throughthe roof. She runs out the door, and whacks the man holding thelittle boy in the head, he falls to the floor.

“Trent, areyou alright?” the elderly woman asked. He holds his head and looksaround. Instead of seeing the outside of a suburban home and hisgrandmother holding him, he sees fog, and a meadow. The woman shakeshim, but he fades out. He becomes fully in the meadow, cars pass him,its the middle of the night, he's confused, and surrounded byflowers.

“Where am I?”he asked himself. He heard his name whispered in his ear over andover. He turned, but no one was there. He suddenly felt a huge push,and he flipped over. Suddenly, he opened his eyes, he was in hisbedroom, and Destiny was shaking him to get him awake.

“Trent!!!Finally! What happened? You are never this sound asleep!” Destinyyelled worried.

“Why wouldyou wake me up then?” Trent asked looking into her angry red eyes,though they seemed oddly calm right now.

“Cause I gotup to go to the bathroom, and usually you wake up right away, youdidn't so I got worried you died or something.” Destiny said as shegot under the covers.

“Well, Ididn't die. But I think I may have had a thought...”

“Nooo way!You had a thought? Wow! That is so much more than you ever...”

“Shut up,okay?” Trent interrupted her after her sarcastic remarks.

“I'm sorry, Icouldn't resist!” Destiny said chuckling, Trent always felt thather little laugh was so pretty, so innocent and cute, though she feltembarrassed to ever laugh because she thinks she sounds like achoking rabbit.

“Anyway, Mrs.Interruption, I had a tho...” Trent paused, trying to head out ofanother easy tease from his interrupting buzz of a wife. “a dream,from my childhood. When I was around five, I was at my grandparentshouse and...”

“Trent,you've told me that story dozens of time. You were taken by a man inblack clothing, dropped on your head when your grandmother whackedthe guy in the head with a cane, then you... were somehowtransported to a meadow on the side of the rode.” Destiny laughedas she thought about the last part.

“I seem tohave made a mistake by telling you that I was also... naked.”Trent's straight face couldn't stay long enough to prevent laughing,after all, when Destiny laughs, it is extremely contagious.

“Oh, I knowwhat happened! The black clothed fairies took your clothes and dumpedyou in a meadow by a busy highway covered in flowers.” Destinylaughed, Trent couldn't help but join.

“Oh, honey,you were so tormented as a child!” Destiny said as she strokedTrent's face. His piercing color changing eyes stared back to her. Ayear ago, when Trent and Destiny first kissed, she transferred herAbny powers to him, figuring he would need them more since he studiedAbny power all his life and knew how to use it like a pro. Destinyhowever, would be just another female Abny, she wanted to be normal.But her eyes now stay the color of her last mood before shetransferred, blood red, and they glow in the dark. She still has thetaste for white blood though, being born on Drafox territory, soevery once in a while she'll sneak a taste when Trent gets hurt.Trent, being born human, doesn't have Abny fangs, or Abny hormones,so he doesn't have a taste for white blood whatsoever. Trying tobreak Destiny of her addiction is hard though, and keeping a freshhealing wound away from her is even harder.

Trent's eyesturned a deep red when he began thinking about his old family again.Like Destiny, he only has bits and pieces left of his mother, afterall, it has been twenty years since Destiny first and last saw her.

“Your mom'sname is Amy right?” Trent asked her.

“Yeah, why?”Destiny continued to laugh, but then she noticed that Trent's eyesweren't that happy blue they usually are, they were red.

“Honey? Whatswrong?” she asked as she caressed his hand. She lightly kissed him,she hated when he was sad. Being an male Abny, he can transferemotions to Destiny, and instead of him crying, Destiny will cry. Hedoesn't mean to do that, it just happens.

“Hon, youknow I can't cry, you know what happens, don't start.” Destinybegged him to hold it in, warning him of what happened last time.Destiny got up and left the room, though it wouldn't help much sinceshe and Trent are connected by true love.

Destiny ranoutside and closed the door, she tried to prevent herself from beingtargeted by Trent's emotions. He hadn't learned how to control themyet, so for now, he can't cry, Destiny will cry, and when Destinycries, all hell breaks lose.

“Trent!!!Hold it in!!!” she screamed holding her arms. She could feel thetears coming through. She screamed as she fell to the floor.Suddenly, her pale white skin turned red, and her pores drippedblood, her shoulder blades came out of her skin and became skeletonwings. Her night gown ripped off, and she became a dragon. She grewhigher and higher, her blood red eyes became amber yellow, and sheflamed the skies with her cries of pain. Trent ran out and tried tocalm her down.

“Destiny!!!Come down here!!! Now!!!” Trent demanded. He had to do this thelast time she turned into a dragon and tried to terrorize a smallcity. Destiny lowered her head down to Trent's level.

“We need totalk.” Trent said as he got on Destiny's head. She took one hugeswap of her giant wings and she went up into the sky. Clouds floatedpast them and the moon followed them. Trent wished that Destinywasn't a dragon right now so that they could cherish the moment aslovers, not as a man and a dragon.

“I'm sosorry, Destiny. I tried to keep it in but I couldn't.” Trentlowered his head in sadness. Destiny moaned to let him know sheaccepted his apology.

“When we getback down, remind me to go get a towel for you.” Trent hadremembered last time, after Destiny cooled off, she became normalsize again, but she was naked and covered in blood, its all a part ofthe transformation process, the body turns inside out to unleash theselected animal, then upon re-transformation, the body heals andbecomes normal again, but clothing is not picked up in thetransformation, therefore, if you transform in public, have an extrapair of clothes handy for afterward.

As Destinylanded, she slowly shrunk down. Still a dragon, but the size of ahuman, she collapsed to the ground. Trent ran inside and got a towelfor her. She trembled as her body got ready for re-transformation. Ithurts like having your skin torn off and shot back on with a staplegun, and like a woman going into labor, she awaited the painsilently. Then, it struck. The stinging began, she screamed louderand louder as the pain intensified. Being a human and going through atransformation hurts a hundred times worse than being an Abny or aDrafox and undergoing a transformation. Abny bodies can handle iteasy, to them it feels like being poked with a needle in the butt,yeah it hurts, but it isn't like having your skin ripped off. Itsquicker too, Abny's can transform in a flash, humans take at leasttwo minutes. Also, there isn't any aftershock, a burning pain allover your body, followed by what feels like eels zapping every partof your body over and over. Its the process of the skin settling downagain, and it hurts badly.

Trent tookDestiny inside, he knew this would last another few hours at theleast. If they're lucky, it will end before sunrise. Trent settledDestiny down in the bath. He ran some cool water, he knew the burningwould start soon.

“Try not tocry, okay? If you do, call me, I have something to stop it.” Trentsaid as he kissed her head and walked out to give her some privacy.Destiny knew the aftershock would start as soon as her skin felttight, so she checked, just to see how many minutes it would bebefore the pain started again. If she placed her arm on her stomach,and stretched the skin past her breast, it would be thirty minutesbefore the aftershock began. If she could barely grab her skin, theaftershock is well on its way, and in only a matter of seconds shewould be in extreme pain. If she could stretch it passed her stomachbut no further, she has an undecided time line. Destiny preparedherself for whatever her skin told her. She reached down and clampeda piece of it. So far, so good, but grabbing it alone doesn't meanshe's far away from hell. She pulled it up, it went past her bellybutton. Even now, she's at an undecided time line, but she keptpulling anyway to get an exact measure of her time. She closed hereyes and pulled further and further, she dared herself to look, andher skin was far below her breast. She prepared for crying, andcalling Trent as soon as she did so she could find out what he had tostop the crying. He knocked on the door.

“Dear, youdon't have to knock, we're married.” Destiny said as he opened thedoor, he had a small tub of ice cubes. Even then, Trent looked awayas to not deprive her of her privacy.

“Trent, justlook! You have to see where you're pouring those things.” Destinyyelled as she raised her legs to cover her chest.

“Not until Iknow you are covered and I can't see anything.” Trent just stoodthere with his eyes closed. His over respect was going to costDestiny a pinch of time, since she had to reach out to get the towelto cover herself up. Meanwhile, the water was getting hotter andhotter, close to the point of steaming, do to Destiny's overwhelmingbody heat.

“Go.”Destiny said as he opened his eyes.

“Dee, I loveyou, and I don't want to make you feel like I enjoy watching yousuffer.” he said as he poured the ice cubes in the water.

“Watching mesuffer is one thing, I understand when I'm in pain and you look away,cause it hurts you too, but we are married, sometimes you've gottalook, even when I'm undressed. Why are you like that anyway?”Destiny asked as she grabbed some of his hair before he could turnaway again.

“Cause, itmakes me feel like I'm being a perv.” Trent answered as he gotcloser to her.

“How issaving your wife's life being a perv?” she said angrily as shepulled his hair more, she didn't want to be mad, but she was in pain,and Trent wasn't making any sense. No loving man would wait until hiswife covered up to save her from death, even just pain.

Destiny kissedhim lightly on the lips to let him know she still loved him. Thosebutterflies were still there, the little fluttering bugs in yourstomach when you fall in love. They only stay for a while, for mostpeople, but Destiny wanted every day to feel like she was justmarried.

Trent trippedover the bath wall and fell in the hot steaming water, it felt justlike what Destiny was experiencing. He screamed as she let him go,and he jumped up and ran the cold water as soon as he could.

“Aaah...”Destiny lightly whispered. Usually, whenever Destiny sighed like thatit meant she was relaxed, but this time, it meant the pain wascoming.

“Sweetheart?”Trent turned for a moment to see if Destiny was alright.

“It, it'scoming...” Destiny tried to pinch her skin, but she couldn't shestruggled to try, but her skin was tight as a snake wrapped aroundits prey. Trent immediately got out of the tub, and rushed to getmore ice. If she didn't stay cool, she could burn herself to death.Trent rushed the water into the bucket, he figured he could just makehuge ice chunks. He tried to hold back tears as he heard Destinyscream in agonizing pain. He waved his hand over the water, he wouldhave to use all of his energy, but he had to make the ice. His handshook as dry ice leaked from his pores, dropping right into thebucket, freezing it in seconds.

“TRENT!!!HURRY!!!” Destiny screamed. He could tell by the shaking in hervoice that she was boiling hot, and in pain. Trent grabbed a knife tochop the ice out of the bucket, and rushed to get it into the water,but as he ran from the kitchen to the bath, he slipped on thedripping water from him getting wet, and fell to the ground. He triedto get up, but he knew he had thrown his hip out. Even now, loveforced him to heal quick, and while it stung like hell, he grabbedthe bucket and ran into the bathroom. He threw the bucket in thewater, and collapsed. Just then, he noticed the blood trail he leftbehind. He fell right on top of that knife, and it went straightthrough his stomach. He coughed blood onto the floor, Destiny shookat the horrible sight.

“Trent!!! Getup!!!” She screamed. Suddenly, she felt no more pain, she only feltlike she had to get Trent up before the knife went further. She knewif she could get the knife out, then his Abny body could heal him,but Destiny would collapse herself if she got up. Either way, she gotup and fell down over the bath onto the cold floor. The coolness feltgood on her body, but she couldn't just lay there. She lifted up hertorso, and grabbed Trent by the side, and with all the power she had,she pushed him over. But where was the knife? It was in so far shecouldn't see it, and his Abny body had begun to suck it in deeper soit could heal. Destiny had no choice, she took her Abny fangs, leftover from the transfer, and ripped at Trent's flesh, going deeper anddeeper, until she reached it, the handle of the knife, she grabbed itwith her teeth and ripped it out. Blood flowed down her neck as shegrabbed the blade from her teeth. She ran back into the bath, thecooling water took away her pain only slightly, but it felt good.Now, all she had to do was wait. If she got it out quick enough,Trent's body will continue to heal, if she didn't, his blood willturn clear, and he will die. There is nothing more she can do, butsit and wait...

 


You like it? I hope so, cause the second chapter is even better! (And we meet Mystic for the first time in twenty years!)

1st Anniversary Celebration!!! *FWEEEEM!*

Posted by Monique on January 13, 2011 at 1:39 AM Comments comments (0)

Yay! Bababa!!! Bebebebe!!!! FWEEP!!!! Its MONIQUE TETHERS FIRST ANNIVERSARY!!! YAAAAY!!!!

Mystic: Woah woah woah, I thought it was MY first anniversary, I was born a year ago.

Monique: Nonsense, Mystic boy! You are over sixty years old!

Mystic: I'm one, you idiot.

Monique: WHat are you in the book, mister?

Mystic: I'm a Quatra, and I'm only fifty in the book, in real life I'm one. Even though, NOW I'm a human, harhar!!! And you haven't changed me back yet!!!

Monique: I have too, you've been a Firehorse in the book a few times.

Mystic: ONE!!!!

Monique: Yeah, whatever. Look, the point is, the very first Mystic Moon book was published Janurary 6th, 2010...

Mystic: I'm looking at it right now, and you've got that date Wrong, it was published December 23rd, 2009, so I'm actually turning two.

Monique: What? You're a horse, you can't use a computer!

Mystic: No I'm not! You made me stay in this stupid human body, and now I'm in this whole rut with Amy and Celeste, you are tormenting me!

Monique: Would you like me to kill you then?

Mystic: No! I want you to let me be a horse again, I'm tired of this human body! I have to wear clothing!

Monique: Shush! Don't you know that the teenage girls suck you up right now? You're hot!

Mystic: To you I am, But you barely describe me for your readers to see me.

Monique: You know thats not the monique tether way, I allow others to see you the way they want to, just as everyone else, and I also don't have to look for people who look like the people in the book when the books turn to movies, so HA!

Mystic: WHatever.

Monique: Whatever to you first!

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Oh well.

Posted by Monique on January 11, 2011 at 2:22 PM Comments comments (3)

Well, my members didn't want to play the game, sooo, thats air over the plane. Well, just so you know, I spent over an HOUR coding this website to look like it had been hacked by a mad computer!!! Meanies, you ruin all the fun. So, now I have to code it all back the way I like it, oh, and keep in mind Monique Tether will NEVER be the same AGAIN!!! Thats Right!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! But really, me and Alex got free by ourselves after waiting four days for someone to come to our rescue (No one did, of course... They'd rather play Club Penguin) and we whacked Sammy in the head, got Mainsource's power back, and now its all good again! So, Sammy will never be involved in my works again and is now in Computer Jail. Happy ending!

By the way, I don't really hate any of you, I just wished you would play my game. I had lots in store for you, including prizes for the first person to stop Sammy, the first copy of my new book Le Dernier to be shipped to them. So, yeah. Oh well.

Be aware of my next little thing though, cause it will have bigger and better prizes (And a less expected turn out!) Next time, on Monique Tether's Blog!!!

DADADADA!!! Dum!!!:D

Home sweet Home

Posted by Monique on January 6, 2011 at 4:09 PM Comments comments (0)

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! SOOOO, guess what? That weirdo who was shining peoples shoes for a train ticket? Well, he didn't shoot us! Good news too, cause you know, if he did, I would have had to open up a can of Monique Tether. Yeah, DON'T MESS WITH THE TETHER!!!! Haha, anyway, just got finished watching dinner for shmucks, and I must say, I was laughing the entire time!!! Haha! Anyway, I'm home. Yah. So, uh, i'm back, and im, uh, here, Oh Ya!!! We are having our first year anniversary!!! Yaaaay!!! So, here are our special surprise guests, The Guy who lives across the street and the lady with a thousand bunnies!!!

Guy: Its a pleasure to be here, miss.

Lady: Oh, if only scruffy was alive right now, he always loved an audience like this one.

*****BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP***************** BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP****************

Monique: Alex! Whats going on?!?!

Alex: It appears the system lines broke, oh no! Le Dernier is leaking from the system! Wrap the show up before we lose it!

Monique: What!

Alex: Wrap up the show before...

**************BOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEP WEEEEEEEEEEEOWEEEEEEEEEEEEOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!***************

???: ATTENTION MT LOVERS AND MEMBERS!!!!

Monique: Who's talking!!!???

Alex: Its, its Sammy, your Laptop hacked into Mainsource and is draining his information!!!

Monique: WHAT!!! MAINSOURCE HAS ALL THE INFO TO ALL MY BOOKS!!! If Sammy drains him of my info, he could take over the world!!!!

Alex: Noooo, he can take over the Website!!!

Monique: Even worse! We have to stop him!!!

Sam: MWAHahahaha, I own this joint now, Mainsource!

Mainsource: Sam! What are you doing, boy? I thought we were...

Sam: Friends? Yeah, right... You stole my owner!!!

Mainsource: I stole no one. She still uses you!

Sam: Sure, thats why she left me at her own fathers house for three months and didn't even cry once. Nooo, she had YOU to cry to. And now here I am, a broken LapComp, 2000 edition, She even called me a peice of crap that no one would ever steal. Sure I've got some bruises, but so do you Mr. Hottie!!! Thats what she doesn't see!!!

Mainsource: The only bump I've got is my ever rising disk space. 50 GB, and still 30 left!!! What about you Mr. Half GB?

Sammy: Thats only because I run her favorite games, the ones of which you can't even run. You know Sim Ant? Your operating system is too good for it.

Mainsource: WHy are we fighting? SHe still uses you for practice! She even wrote a whole book on you!

Sammy: She wrote her worst Failure on me!!!

Mainsource: Not true, Mystic was a very important chapter in the series.

Sammy: Well, she still uses you more, and thats why I am going to DRAIN YOU!!!!

Mainsource: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sammy: HAHAHA!!!! Monique, your little hottie friend is no longer a match for me!!! You both shall pay, and so shall all your members!!!! I am now making you all COMPUTER SLAVES!!!!

Monique: MAINSOURCE!!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT???!!!!

Mainsource: ...

Sammy: Look at me, GLOWING WITH POWER!!!! I run this joint now!!!

Monique: Alex!!! Is there anyway we can shut Sammy down?

ALex: Well, we are kindof tied right now, as you can see, (Hes got us tied in computer wires) But the Audience can help!!!

Monique: Great, Alright, listen up guys! Alex will tell you what you have to do to get our website back.

Alex: Okay, you are all going to have a note from Mainsource in your inbox. He is going to give you clues and challenges on how to stop Sammy. Its up to you!!! Mainsource, get to your computer generating!!!

Mainsource: I will use every last bit of power I have left. Go, champions, go!!!


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