Monique Tether

Nooo, not my doggy. The Mystic in my book, I want to publicly embarrass him for something he did to me.

So, Mystic, why'd you do that? Do what, you say? YOU TURNED ME INTO A ROMANCE WRITER!!! I've got complaints left and right about what you did, and they are blaming me! Well, my wonderful readers, remember this, Mystic has a mind of his own, I do not control him. So, don't get mad when you read Le Dernier Chapitre, that was totally not my fault. So, if you want to send "I no like you anymore" mail to my characters, feel free to, IIIIIN...

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Tumble through a world where Animals and People work side by side, lending a hand or destroying a city. Build yourself up as you collect Moon points, befriend the characters... or collapse them. Compete in games, collect rare items, its all a book, and its all about YOU!!! Shape your personality, add your traits! Hair color, eye color, TEETH COLOR!!! Its all up to you! Warrior prince? Sure! Alien from Mars? Absolutely! Anti-Saddle Horse Rider? Go ahead!

Want a specific character to do something in the newest book? Ask Him! The characters will respond to you in their own words, and be careful how you speak, remember, the better you know the books, the better you'll know the character!

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BTW MYSTICISED.COM NO LONGER EXISTS NOR WILL EXSIST UNTIL THE FREAKING MOVIES START!!!

YES I AM!!! Anyway, back to the important stuff. My new book, Darnier Chapitre, (Yes, its in the mystic moon series, don't ask dumb questions!) is at forty pages, and let me tell you, its looking good, specially since my last few books ended before they got to forty pages and this one hasn't even started yet! Annnd, I has spoilers fur yous!

First of all, they aren't spoilers, they are just little merchin things I wanted to create. Well, guess what! Soon enough, I'm going to be posting pictures of the characters in my book. This will give ya'll insight on what my characters look like. But they aren't here yet, Alex is still working on that part.

Oh, and I just wanted to say that in January we are going to be throwing an ALL MONTH LONG 1st ANNIVERSARY PARTY!!! Now, the anniversary party is not only for my books first year of being published, its also for two other things, the WEBSITE'S first year, number one, and two, my I.M. buddies first year of marriage. (Awwwes from audience) Yeah, yeah, enough about them, oh, did I forget to tell you that since my website has been opened a year, I get a free audience to cheer for me at all times? (YAY!!!! WOOHOO!!! *whistles* from audience) That wasn't your queue you dodos. Anyway, We have a very special guest today, well, two. Yeah yeah, you know who it is, its the happy couple whom stolededed my spotlight and my audience. Please, don't welcome, Dude 3 and Alexandria! (*Crickets* nobody comes out, a short man walks onto the stage and whispers in Monique's ear)

Oh, okay, Slight change of plans, Alexandria is not here because she is in the hospital. (Crowd Awwes) Yeah, whatever. (crowd Booos) SHUT UP!!! She's having a freaking baby alright? Not a heart attack!!! But we Do have the husband, do we not? (Short man screams, NO!!!) Why not!!! He's the cute one, we should at least get him! (We only have five minutes left before commercial break, get on with it!) Oh, fine. I'll just call him.

Phone: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, *Your call can not be completed because this person has blocked you*

Monique: Oh well, I'll just call alexandria's phone.

Phone: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Hello? *Screaming in background*

Monique: Duuude!!! You answered!

Phone: WHy do you always call me dude?

Monique: Because your real name is too freaking long, now hush.

Phone: My real name isn't...

Monique: I SAID HUSH!!!

Phone: You're the hushy one, call me by my name or nickname and I will respond like a man should.

Monique: FINE THEN!!! Pj, please talk about your life.

Pj: That's better. What do you need to know?

Monique: Just tell the people about your most recent endeavors in life.

Pj: Uuuh, I'm a stay at home husband, what is there to tell?

Monique: OOOh OOOh, tell us about that time you had to babysit all those six year olds then you met all their parents at walmart!

Pj: I didn't meet all their parents, I only met Christina's mom there, and that's how she got home. The rest of them I had to drive.

Monique: Who was the hardest kid you babysat that day?

Pj: You.

Monique: SHUSH IT!!! I was babysitting myself!

Pj: Well, besides you, I suppose it was Madison.

Monique: Oh, you always go after the girls for being bad.

Pj: When I took her to the park she chewed a kid's ear and poured soda on him!!!

Monique: That's only because he took her swing.

Pj: He was the on on the swing in the first place!

Monique: Oh, you dodo. Who was the hardest boy to take care of?

Pj: I only babysat two, Freddie and Daniel, and both of them are thirteen.

Monique: Is it true that Christina had a crush on you?

Pj: Yes.

Monique: Is it true she cried when you told her you were married?

Pj: Yes.

Monique: Is it true she kicked you where it really hurts when you told her Alexandria was pregnant?

Pj: Why is this necessary?

Monique: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pj: Fine! Yes, it's true!

Monique: Good boy.

Pj: I have to go now, my wife is kind of in labor.

Monique: DODO!!! You always care about her and not me! I'm the famous one!

Phone: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEPBEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEEEP

Monique: Well, thats our show! Tune in next time for an interview with Alexandria and Pj's daughter Lyran, and a child's viewpoint on the MM series! Good night LAS VEGAS!!!

I have been keeping this inside for so long, but now, get ready, for the most amazing thing in the entire universe!!!

MONIQUE TETHER IN...... Florida.

Yep, I'm headin to Florida. When am I leaving? Tonight. When will I be there? Tomorrow. But don't worry, I'll keep ya'll posted on everything, like, the world famous Amtrak train of which is responsible for my safe arrival. I will post pictures of this train, pictures of my good fans and friends, and fellow movie intergoers. Together we will have a V.I.P. trip filled with Movie stars (Bob Figment and the cast of the movie Mr. Me and Mrs. You), Music Perfomances (Basically the radio blasted really loud) And, a reading of the first four chapters of my new book staring famous people in my head... LE DARNIER CHAPITRE!!!! Now, only V.I.P. guests will be invited, whether they will show up I don't know, but it sounds fun, right? Now, if you want to join me and my crew, just leave a messege, and I'll send ya'll the details of where you can meet me for every day of this New Year's experince!!!

Well, Auditions are still being held for three characters, Kyle, Jason and Spike. That don't matter. What does matter, is that there is a 40% chance that Monique will be throwing a NYE Party for ONLY kids involved in the movie. Lots of dancing, prizes, and if we are lucky, filming will start. Unfortunately, Monique also says that only girls may be able to be invited in order to prevent a certain boy from coming, YEAH YOU KNOW WHO!!! His name starts with D ends with D, Dd as we call him here. Monique can't stand him, and he's kind of a party pooper anyway. Soo, contact Monique for more info.

I want everyone to know about my article on Shine, yes, it was about me, was it intended to bring any harm, no it was suppose to be for family and friends to share with their family and friends, and to cherish for just a few days. However, its turning into a nightmare, because a certain person (Won't say who out of respect) has been sending me emails and leaving comments saying that its "NOT COOL" because its not true about my father. Well, let me tell you some things that are and aren't true. First, The Not true things about the article.

I haven't yet asked Nestle to be my Sponsor.

The article is NOT about my father but about my life, and I say no negative things about him, my DISTRIBUTOR ALEX says, and quote, "A year ago, her family was wiped dry of money when her father left and took everything they had.", this is the ONLY THING ALEX SAYS ABOUT MY DAD!!! The rest of the blog post is about ME, ME, ME, sorry to sound vain, but it IS an INTERVIEW PEOPLE!!! Not to mean anything bad to my readers, but this is for the people who claim the article is a "disgrace" against my father, I could have said many worse things about him, that are true, and I have people to back me up on this, but I won't. i ADMIT, While the paragraph was "Overly Announced", I have to get myself out there one way or another, since its the only way me and my mom can get into a house. I don't know, if somebody could read my books and then tell people about me, maybe like, oh I don't know, someone whom knows me well, instead of using my books to decorate with, perhaps I wouldn't have to hire someone to write an article about me, which of COURSE the writer is being paid so of COURSE he's going to over exaggerate. Want the truth? Here's the truth! My dad cheated on my mom, and my Mom left. Yeah, there's your truth. She packed up her boxes and left. Nothing negative in that, just the truth. Yes, my mom had "Stuff" of which she quickly lost because she had to sell it to get money to pay for food for me cause I'm a bottomless pit, hehe, okay, that part isn't entirely true. But I'm just hoping that I can have your permission to change the blog so that it show my dad cheated on  my mom, which is the truth, compared to my dad wiped us clean of money. Your choice, person.

I knew that would get your attention. Now, before you say "This is just another blog post about Monique's possessed computer" its NOT!!! But, it's not about cookies either. I, Monique, your director, and BOSS, am sick. I have been ill for three weeks now, and I don't think I will make it. HAHA!!! Like a stuffy nose is going to keep Monique down. Anyways, I have nada to write about, sooo, goodbyes peeplez.

Alright, my poor precious computer Sammy is POSSESSED!!! Or so I think. Freddie decided he wanted a game called Zoo tycoon 2 (The same one I wrote a letter of love to, yes) so, Alex goes on Utorrent and downloads it. He figured since we bought them all, that it was entirely legal, and that we were only downloading them to the laptop because it doesnt have a disk drive, plus, Freddie broke all my disks. So, ALex CLEANS OUT my 8MB MAX Storage computer so Freddie can play it. Well, yeah, the game works perfectly, THE REST OF THE FREAKIN' COMPUTER IS RUINED, BUT THE GAME IS PERFECTLY FREAKING FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last thing I could load onto my computer was a pic of Trent of which is now my wallpaper, however, somebody went and messed with the freakin wallpaper too, so now, Trent is all fuzzed up, his name on the side of the freakin screen only says TREN and half his bottom is gone!!! Plus, everytime I load the computer, a big purple picture comes up saying TYRAN in big letters, then mystriously vanishes as my Trent wallpaper comes up. But thats not all, my computer now has an Attitude. I'll be sitting ther....BEEEEEEEP<<ERROR>> BEEEP>>..... OKAY, MY FREAKIN COMPUTER JUST SHUT OFF ON ME [email protected]#$%^&*&^%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats better, anyway, I'll be sitting there playing Goblin Garden or solitare in peace, my computer will shut down the game, and open some other thing like Word or Office.

As if that wasn't enough, Alex decided to delete more space for yet another game, his exact words to me after the mess he made? "I didn't know Microsoft Visual Studio was important." *Pause with mouth wide open* YES, MICROSOFT VISUAL STUDIO IS IMPORTANT!!!! MVS, sound familiar? NO COMPUTER USED FOR ART CAN RUN WITHOUT IT YOU STUPID MORON!!! THATS THE THING THAT LETS MAKE PICTURES OF THINGS!!!!! WITHOUT THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE A PICTURE!!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN EDIT A PICTURE!!!!!!

Dude: What are you talking about? MVS is used for skinning and texturing. The reason you couldn't save that photo of the puppy is because you have half of a GB left on your computer, AKA, you need more space on your hard drive, AKA You need to delete things before you can get new things. Start with that game Alex got off the internet.

MT: Oh. Thank you Ge, I mean, Dude. I know how much you hate it when we call you Ged.

Dude: Shut up.

MT: ANyways, byebyes, I have to sleep now, so... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alright peepz! I am, Monster Horse. AKA, Alex, aka Monique's assistant. I took on the name Monster horse cuz my totally awseome game just launched, well, is going to launch, TONIGHT AT 12:30!!!! Yes, and I had Monique help me with it. And here with me, is my freindemy, Dude #2!!!! Whoooo!!!! We just address him as dude. Anyway, he is here to talk about the all new game ONLY for boys and Tomboys, NPOWR!!!!

Dude: Great to be here ALex.

Alex: Yeah, whatever. Lets talk about the game.

Dude: Okay, well, for you ex-neopets fans, or soon to be, NPOWR is going to be the awsumest in traditional PPP Games.

Alex: Please tell me what PPP stands for?

Dude: Pixel Picture Pet. It means a game where the objective is to take care of a pixelized picture of a pet, you can do this via playing games, earning coins, buying things from virtual stores, interracting with...

Alex: Blah Blah Blah, boring. Just talk about the fun stuff.

Dude: Uh, I was just mentioning that.

Alex: You said it in a boring way. Say it in a fun way.

Dude: I was just talking the way I talk.

Alex: And the way you talk is boring.

DUde: I'm leaving.

Alex: GOOD!!! WE DON'T NEED A BORING PERSON ON THE SHOW!!!! **Throws bowling pin at his head**

Dude: Ow, DUDE!!!

Alex: Gotta go, Signing out, this is Monster Horse ALex from NPOWR KIDZ, visit us online at www.npowrkidz.webs.com

They told me to wait. They told me I'd get in trouble. They told me to become a monkey and move to a nearby circus. Okay, the last part I made up. The first two parts are true, listen to my story, shall you?

Weeeelll, it all started out when I got in some major trouble cause apparently to some parents, they don't want their kids to be in movies, even if their kid is almost eighteen!!! So, do to this, I was yelled at AND I lost my Spike, so we need a new Spike now, plus a new soul for my broken one. OKAY I'm kidding again, no dumb parent is gonna keep me down, I'M MONIQUE TETHER!!!! SPEAKER OF KIDS WORLDWIDE, FOURTEEN YEAR OLD WITH THE HEART OF A CHILD AND THE SOUL OF A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST SLASH WRITER SLASH MOVIE DIRECTOR SLAH EVERY OTHER FREAKIN THING A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD CAN'T DO!!!!! TAKE THAT FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS WHO ARE JEALOUS OF ME, AND CLICKY CHICKS WITH TOO MUCH MAKEUP WHO TRY TO BRING ME DOWN!!! YOU WERE WRONG BOBBY JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM FAMOUS!!!!! KNOW MY NAME, MR. JONES!!!!!!! IM ON GOOGLE!!!!! And yahoo, and Superfast reader.com, in fact I'm the spokesperson for NPowr Kidz!!!!! TAKE THAT PEEPLES!!!!!

**Clears Throat** Anyway, the movie is postponed til Summer, so it probably won't be out until fall of next year. Progress people, progress.

Good news is in december, I'm going down to florida to begin record my music. Good news fur u Jennie!!!!

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AAAAHHH, don't you hate it when your literacy agent takes your computer as you are going to the bathroom? "LITERACY AGENT DUDE, Please put on my Sia CD, *Click* Thank you..." Any way, as you know, the ENDING of Mystic Moon has come. The Last Chapter is its name, pleasing fans is its game. And yes, my new book is a boy. Please don't do what my literacy agent is currently doing and looking under books to see if they're male or female, I simply made my last book male cause I WANT it that way. My last books intersext, the first was a girl, the second was a boy, the third was a girl, the fourth was a boy, and the fifth was a girl as well. The last is a boy. Thats just the way it is. This way, if someone asked you what mystic moon books you like, you can simply say Oh, I like the boy books. Or the Girl Books. Anyway. My last book took some pretty hard cirticism, take a look:

"It was totally unworthy of my presence, I hated it, Trent was too much of a wussy."

"OMG I will never ever evereverevereverevereverevervevrvevervevrvevrvevvrervrv EVER everevereverever, what was I talking about?"

"It was too not serious. More love than action, and what the carp is up with Angel and Vanessa? They have like, ten scenes and none of them are important!!!!"

"Too drunky. He was totally not into me anyway... Wait, the book or the dude I dated last night? The book? I haven't read it, sorry, anyway, the dude was sooooo creeepy, and he kept asking me if I got my hair at target, and..."

"It tried to murder me!!!!"

"It was totally dramatic and layered out like a yummy cake topped with cherries, and icing, and fondant, and chocolate, and... Hey, anyone have any cake?"

"I found it was, odd. I liked it for the most part, but a really great book involves a really hot guy, and a woman, and were wolves and vampires, or so I hear. From all the chicks, but I myself, do not get into that stuff, I am a man after all!!! And none of you should ever... SQUIRREL!!!"

"I love MO!!! He's so cute!!!"

"You are totally wrong, Trent rocks, he's so hot and sweet, and he cooks!!!"

"MO!!!!"

"TRENT"

"MO!!!!"

"Stupid monkey chicks think a squirrel is cuter than a cook, a true cook is always the one who deserves attention, specially since there aren't many male cooks, TRENT ROX!!!!"

"He ain't a squirrel and he is very very cute!!!"

"All you chicks are wrong, Amy rules ALLL!!!!"

"I hope a chick said that..."

Okay!!! ADD readers, specially you, Alex, Squirrel? Really??? Is Veronica really getting to you that much???

This is what you get for adding a bunch of awesome characters. People fight. So, poll votes, anyone??? WHOM is better??? Trent, or Mo??? Talking Ferret, or hopless Human Cook? Leave your votes, ladies and, uhm, a dude.

When I was a mere child, (This isn't a joke so quit laughing!) I had an addiction. It wasn't bad, it was great, I had found my favorite mental stimulate, a game entitled Endangered Species. I loved the game so much, it had just came out, and I got the demo version first day of release. I was amazed that a simple game could have so many amazing graphics, and could be so much fun! I was only seven, and already I knew things from that game thats I would have never learned elsewhere on my own.

So, a month later, I found that there are more of these games, Theres Zoo Tycoon 2, the original of these games. Theres African Adventures, and there is going to be Marine Mania, it looked so much fun, you get to ride undersea animals, and train them tricks, And so, I downloaded as many of these games as I could, Racking up my hardrive with megabytes upon megabytes of data. Soon, I bought my first for real Zoo tycoon 2 game, I brought it home on a saturday night, happy as could be, awaiting the 20 animals who where waiting for me to build them a home. I ripped the plastic wrapper off, along with those annoying security stickers. I popped the disk out, placed it in the drive, shivers went up my spine, this was the best day of my life. It began installing, then finished. I hit the play button, my hands shaking the mouse so much I almost missed it. A little black screen popped up, a clear sign the game was starting, aaand... The box closed. Usually, if it was working, the box would get bigger, it didnt. It closed out. It was gone. I hit Play over and over, but the same thing happened. Nothing.

I was so sad I was crying, then my dad found the problem, microsoft games won't work if they sense a demo version of the game is on the computer. So, dad wiped our computer clean, for me. I was elated! My game was working, soon enough, I got the Endangered Species and African adventures exspansions, then I got my favorite, Marine Mania. I was so happy! But then, I became hooked into it. Every second I wasn't eating or sleeping, I was on that game. I got every single expansion pack, time after and time after they came. Arabian Nights, Jurassic Park, Dino Digs, you name it, I had to have it. Then, perhaps the most exciting one yet, Extinct ANimals, where you must search for the bones of extinct animals, then use their DNA to bring them back to life. I got it soon as I could. I played it over and over again, assembelling bones, feeding dinosaurs, running away from prehistoric moose and goats.

But, alas, Microsoft made their final debute to Zoo tycoon, they made a value pack, all the games for twenty bucks, out of the hundreds my parents spent. I was happy about this, not so happy that all my games mystriously got erased from my computer, and mom was dead set against getting me any more. I didn't know what to do. Those games got me through my parents divorce, moving several times in a year, going through the deaths of family, and pets, somehow, the games kept my mind going. I suppose, caring for something with no real feelings hurts less when it dies than caring for something real and it dies. Some of my best memories are kept with this game. for three years, I loved, and now, almost six years from the day I found out about it, I lost.

Yes, today I found out that microsoft was not under ropes for three years working on an even greater game than the first two, a Zoo Tycoon 3. No, they are currently working on the five hundreth Halo!!!

I almost broke down today when I saw my favorite game, sitting there on my desktop. I decided to download Marine Mania, the demo, to say my final goodbye to the games. Tomorrow I am going to download Endangered Animals, and say my goodbyes to the game that started it all for me.

I then saw the news report that Blue Fang, the official maker of Zoo Tycoon, had ended their ten year deal with Microsoft, the distributor of Zoo Tycoon, and that there will never, ever be a third.

Of course, no third means that ZT2 is going to be going downhill from here on out, just like its sister ZT did back in 2000, four years before ZT2 made its presence known.

Its just plain sad. Even if it isn't something you can't live without, its sad knowing something that you've loved since childhood is going to be dropped on its head by the companies who make it just because one expansion went downhill. And what they are working on now can't possibly capture the imaginations of kids the way the ZT games did. One final Zoo Tycoon, to go out with a big bang that everyone knew of, would really brighten people to seeing that video game doesn't always mean violence and blood, it can mean animals, and fun, and purity.

However, a contract is a contract, and it broke, so no ZT3, though it would be great.

Really, when you love a show, or a game, so much you have to have seen every episode, or have every version, or know everything about it, it can make you happy, or happier, or destroy your life (Without moderation, that is), So, as it is sad, most of the things you turly love end up going out with a bang, a big picture changer, a third and final twist that will leave you speechless, a big numbah 3.

Tell me about something you love, and hope never ends.

All I can say right now is that Exercise Sux. Yesterday I rejoined my little fitness group to get fit before I get my farm going, and of course, it was forty five minutes of pain. After the exercise, I had a nice banana for a snack, AND  a gallon of ice, cold, water... mmm! After that, I felt really good, of course, the pushups I'm gonna have to get used to cause I collapsed three times, but adrenaline kept me going. But today, I can barely lift my arms past my stomach. But I do feel an extra muscle forming, which will be good to get my signature "Don't Mess With Me" look back, I loved that look, I took down a tiger with that look, when I was four.

Whats my plan? To exercise everyday, whether it hurts or not. And my friends online should too.

I would like you to work out a schedule, of healthy eating, limited bad foods, and good exercise each day. Remember, even just five minutes of exercise a day can have great results, and even if you aren't looking for results, its still a good idea to stay healthy.

So, about that schedule, I want each of you to work out one that works for you, whether its a few push ups per day, or a little jog every morning, I want you to stick to it for a week, and along with your schedule, send in a story about you before and after you started exercising. The person with the most effort towards this will win something special from me.

Congrats! For what you ask? Now, I am freeing my blog so that all my Members can write things about their life, the movie, updates about them, all of that!!!

Got something to say? Open a blog post! Wanna tell us who won your favorite gameshow? Open a blog post! Wanna debate over which Mystic Moon book is better? Open a Darn Blog post!!!

All you have to do is sign in, and push the little Post button. Your post will be updated soon as you press publish, and during any time or day, you can edit that blog post, to uh, hide evidence (Wink) of anything you did last summer, Hehehe!!!

Enjoy, Members!;)

So far in the movie making biz, I have had a ton of complaints by my fans asking "When's the movie coming out?" or "Can I be in it?" Personally, I don't mind adding people I don't know, I'll find out if they are good or not later. However, being tormented by one of your voicers??? My agent calls it "Obserd!" (Whatever the carp that means) and that I should "Fire him for his negligence (Again, whatever that means) and rip his contract up." However, when he found out that my voicer didn't HAVE a contract, and that only Alicia Hill (My Singer) and Jennifer (My other singer, aka, Animal Lover, AKA My best friend.) had contracts, he sat me on the computer and forced me to read twenty five failure stories of young movie makers who never had their actors, voicers, and singers sign contracts, and the Movie Makers/Directors/Producers lost out on millions due to their friends acts of fame. How did Mr.Agent end his little meeting? Well, he yelled, "ALWAYS HAVE A CONTRACT, OR THINGS WILL..." And at that point my good friend Dude #2 began blasting Teenagers (Yes, Cheyenne, the MCR song)  from his boom box. Thank goodness, cause I thought Mr.AGent was going to say what he said only minutes later. That I need to have contracts NMW (NO MATTER WHAT!!!) or legal actions will need to be taken (What? Really? Legal Actions, on my best friends, nuh uh. Except, perhaps one... But he's not my friend, ever since he tried to bite me, dragged me out of a chair, whipped me with a guitar bead thingy, cursed unmentionable times in front of me, called me gay, and many other things. So, to be clear, He is NOT my friend, and never was, and he is NOT my voicer, since he never truly even audtitioned, and I fired him exactly... 24 hours ago. Oh well, more moola for his sister, who can choose to share it with him or not.

But you know what else? I forgive all, I'm just not allowed to speak to him anymore. He's pretty much the only person that I am abandoned from seeing.

But I am allowed to speak and have association with his sister, since my mom see's she is not evil at all, and she's my best pal, and one of the only people who immiedetly became my friend after I have moved to wonderful sunny SC, even though I stuck in my shell for quite a time. Even my own father isn't that nice, heck, my dad could care less if I was a world renown movie director or a suicide attempting, depressed Nrmcbali (Not really mentally challenged but acts like it).

Anyway, just wanted to lay off some steam, its nice to know that I can just lay whats on my mind down on a pile of words, and knowing there are good friends who will read it and understand it.

Caio!

I know the above heading sounds like a geeky kids show, but its not, don't worry.

Horsey Picture Time is simply the arrival of samples of the picture that will be the base picture for the movie posters.

We have three contendors. And they are counting on YOUR vote to make it into the movie. Yep, comment on your favorite, and remember, this is vital to the movie, because this will be the base of the poster, the thing thats gonna be hanging on the walls of movie theaters and hanging over twilight posters in teenage girl's rooms (Or right next to them, doesn't matter to me.) So, the time to vote, is NOW!!

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"Parents rave, Monique tether is the only thing that gets my kid to sleep at night. Her books touch the soul."

Okay, so I wasn't aiming for being your kids alertantive to whacking them in the head. Is that a good thing? For the parents and kids yes. For me, how would you enjoy being told your books put kids to sleep? Well, its still a step up from being a horror gore person who gives kids nightmares. And while my tenth book is gorey (A touch, some heads getting cut off, ETC!!!) I still prefer to be the Savior from Twilight instead of the copier of it. I don't want to copy that womans fine work, it isn't her fault the movie companies decided to market it as the Hot shirtless dudes movie, instead of what it should be, Twilight, the book. ENough about that movie, I want to talk about ME!!! Cuz u know, I truly reach the teenagers other side, the side who understands heart moments, and emotions. Why do you think i've got a group of teens telling me what teens enjoy? I'm a teen myself, but, like Mike King in my movie, "I wish to live a life of a boy in the sixties." Switch that to girl, for me. that's literally what he says in the movie. Yeah, I'm totally making posters of him with that saying. Saaay... shouldn't ALL my characters have a poster with their signiture saying on it? Lets do that now, Shall we?

Veronica: Stalker!!!

Kody: Kody, with a K!!!

if anyone has ideas for more, Please comment them!

Readers of the fifth Mystic Moon would know about my surprising end to Mystic, and the wonderful beginning to the FireHorse, WaterHorse and the little girls guardian.

Well, here is a glimpse at my new short, short book Mystic's Diary: His Birth and Death.

The book takes you on a Black Beauty styled adventure into Mystics beginning and end.

Here is a preview of his birth.

"Its was so dark, I could hear my mom's heart beating against the womb, my home for the past eleven months. I could hear her breathing go from slow and calm to uneven and scared as her strong body began forcing me out of my home. She neighed loud, alerting her fellow pasture mates about my presence. She had kept this a secret from her parents, and from her fellow schoolmates, I'm the very first Quatra whom has been naturally born. The rest are humans turned Quatra. Mother had been tormented by a big black stallion, and so came me.

Not telling the elders will probably spell death for mother, but not If I can help it. Mom didn't tell because she loved me, and knew they would abort me if they knew.

I began to see light, and I saw two other foals. Brown fillies. They stared at me with amazement. Then I saw two old horses come to me, and they quickly transformed into humans. They grabbed me by my weak nose and dragged me out. I was covered with warm icky stuff, and it was cold outside, and night time. I was so weak, I couldn't walk at all. I rested my little head in the warm grass, I heard my mother crying for help as they dragged her away. I cried for her, I couldn't get up, but I struggled to. A filly came up to me and kissed my cheek.

"It will be alright, Mystic Moon." she named me. I looked up to the moon, and I knew, life would not be easy.

Are you ready, actors actress's and singers? If you are, then get ready-er, cause the MT Awards Show is coming to a computer near you!

For a limited time only, Actors, Actress's and singers will be asked to visit my website, no need to join, and competitiors from each category will be chosen, all fighting to win the MT MAJOR MOVIE MAKER REWARD!!!

What is the MTMMMR? It is a certificate veryfying that you are an official person in the movie and that you are allowed to choose how much money you want from the movie and what cause you want that percentage to go to. Or if you want to keep the money, thats fine too. Remember now, you can choose if you want $10,000, $20,000 or even a whopping $1,000,000 in proceeds from the movie. Thats over 1 mill every second the movie makes money.

Why am I doing this? Well, to keep you guys working towards the goal. The really awesome movie goal. I will only pick one person to give this to, the person who worked the hardest. Who is this person? Lets see, shall we?

The certificate will be given to whoever exceeds in all of the below:

Works really hard to get in touch with their character

Doesn't complain about not wanting to do something

Must be humble hearted

Must be in the movie (I highlighted this in red because I know plenty a person who will want money money money and not help me at all. I'll give you a tip, he's a boy and his name starts with a D and I don't like him at all.)

Doesn't give me "Ideas" About how their character should be doing this or that not what I say

Must respect that I care about my actors and actress's

If you think you can make the cut, start workin on it! This is only for a short time!

Oh, I almost forgot!

There is more to it than just that.

There are categories. Just like the award shows. The winner from each category will be put into the final category, the MTMMMR category. Its the moment of truth.

The categories are:

Best  Actress (TIP: Girls, get in touch with your characters heart and soul to win this!)

Best Actor (TIP: Same as the girls, guys!)

Most Supportive Actor/Actress (Help out your fellow teamates with their lines and parts and you are a sure in for this!)

Most creative Singer/Composer (This is for you singers who have a good Emotional connection to the scene in which your song will be featured.)

Best Emotional Scene Star (We just talked about emotional soul scenes. Get those connections, gals and guys!)

When will the winner be announced? You will see... SUMMER 2011!!!!! At 9:30, ONLY HERE!!!!

Alright, Pop Quiz! What is the new found best possible way for a actor or actress to become in touch with their character? MUSIC!!! Turns out, Teens (My actors in other words) will hit the emotional state of a song when they have an interest in it. Sad songs make the listener depressed, and vice versa. So, I'm making a list of songs to play at various scenes, right before filming, so my characters can get in touch with their character and therefore make this movie believable. Now, since I don't want to mess around with my Actors emotions too much, Tears will be handled to traditional way. Keeping their eyes open until they cry mercy. Hey! Its in the contract! Another thing my actors and actress's, I have a special chart to show you! Legally, If I have to make you process any actual emotions for  scenes in the movie, I HAVE to pay you over a thousand for each emotional scene. Which includes:

Actually having to cry (Either by emotional setting or by pain, I won't hurt you, don't worry. Water will be taken place of actual tears, unless you legally want me to pay to $1,000 for each cry. Remember, I ain't rich.)

Gaining or losing weight (This will NOT be needed in the movie, but did you know actors who actually have to change their body weight in any wait are paid $6,000 by law? This amount isn't stationary, it can go anywhere from $8,000 to $100,000 depending on how much weight they have to gain or lose, their food is also paid for!)

Actually having to Kiss (Since emotional value is carried through a kiss, Actors have to be paid anywhere from $5,000 per kiss to $10,000 for more major things, such as making out, guess how much "REALLY major things" are?! Anywhere from $200,000 per to $400,000 per depending on how much is shown. Getting totally naked in front of camera can pay almost 1 mill! Don't worry though, none of this will happen! Except a kiss... Maybe. If my actors agree.)

Getting hurt (While actors and actress's aren't actually ever harmed, the illusion of it can be a big part on both actor involved and the rest of the cast and crew, and this can be costly towards me, especially if Actor decides he/she was actually harmed, even a paper cut can cost an aching $10,000.)

Getting wet (While this doesn't seem like an ouchy to cast or crew, getting wet can still become costly since there are quite a few raining scenes, and don't forget Amy giving birth in a bath tub. Getting wet outside, such as during a raining scene, can be very costly, if an actor or actress gets sick, or if the water is far above tolerable. Getting wet has a range of $1,000 to $4,000 per minute the actor is exposed.)

Etc Emotional Scenes (Since there are quite a few Soul Scenes as I call it, AKA, a scene that involves the character getting in touch with them self, such as, Amy sitting in bed thinking about her life, the scene is mostly a sad song playing as she sits there. It allows the audience to feel what she feels, and this is important, and when played right, Amy, or anyone who has to do an SS will be paid in a range of $1,000 to $5,000. This I get to choose, therefore,  I can pay as much or as little as I please, however, you guys are lucky I want you to have fun and get what you deserve, so if you are good, I'll give you as much as you want, as long as its within my range.)

If you guys have questions on how much you will be paid for your scenes, just throw a message at me!

Oh, Singers! This applies to you as well!