Monique Tether

Ok, as I write this, remember that my tooth is bleeding and I'm not sure why. Wait, never mind, I cut myself. Ok, continuing.

ANNNNYYYWWAAAYZ, Guess what!!! Its really really late and I can't sleep cause People are here. In my room, blasting Lily Allen!!!!!

SO!!! Since they refuse to leave until I give them a proper amount of money from the movie proceeds (I don't even know what they do for the movie but they demand to have a part of it, I just met them five days ago. Well, I just met the dude five days ago, the other dude I've known forever. Not really forever, I met him three years ago at the flea market.)

Where was I? Oh yeah, theres two dudes in my room blasting Lily Allen. Never knew a dude could like a spanish british singer so much. Wait, I think shes french. Never mind.

What was I doing again? Ok, I'm bleeding, theres two people blasting lily allen in my room, I'm drooling on the keyboard, a random song just popped up, I don't know what it is, ok dude number 1 is changing it, oh yeah, and my lead singer is currently signing a contract with us!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!! Free music I don't have to pay for! I swear, I am like a celebrity here! Being a Director/producer/music director/writer/cameraman (Man stands for man and woman) is a big accomplishment for a fourteen year old in South Carolina.

Ok, I prefered Lily Allen over whoever is singing now. TOO MUCH SPANISH MUSIC!!! I love spanish music and spanish people (Mostly cause my family is spanish) and one of my best friends is spanish, but you can only hear Livin la Vida Loca so many times in a row! Come on, dude! Play some beatles! I really did just yell that to him. These people have got to get out of my room, they've been spending the night every night for the past week, Brought one of them back from florida with me. He isn't leaving though. I don't know why. He's bugging me. I wish he would do something besides bug me. Guess what he wants to be in the movie?! He wants to be the MUSIC director!!! NO way!!! I'M music director. So, I'm paying him to play with my phone and find music I like. So far, he's earned 0$ since he's only played Lily Allen and Livin La Vida Loca. Goodness. And the other dude just wants money for sitting in front of me and reading my game informer magizines of which he somehow got beer and soap on. And then there is another dude, my little cousin, who again just wants to play games and read my magizines. He is good friends with both of the dudes.

Yeah, so i'm just going on and on and on about how they are bugging me. And I got bit by a black carpenter ant! Now my leg is swollen up! It happened when I was trying to make a mohawk out of tiny beans from a tree. Let me run you through it, I picked the beans from the tree, then I sat down and I started making a mohawk out of them, and then I felt something on my leg and I was like, what is that on my leg, so I got up and sat down again and I started getting this stinging pain and I got up again and then I sat down again and then dude number one comes up to be and says I'm sitting on two carpenter ants so I got up and sat down again and then he slapped his face and started talking spanish and I was like What are you saying and he walked away so I started to hit my leg and then I drooled on it, wait a second, i have to beat somebody with a guitar. (TWO MINIUTES LATER) ok, so I drooled on it and then I went to the bathroom and I looked at my leg and I felt it and it stung and then I went up to the dude again and I said "Hey I think I got bit by something" and he started to talk in spanish again so I went inside and AMy put this stuff that smelled really bad on it called apple cider vineger and then I had to sit in the living room and watch ICARLY because Justin was trying to accomplish the ultimate in being lazy AND active at the same time by blasting the tv and sitting outside eating a taco while watching the tv which was inside. So he was outside eating  a taco while watching tv that was inside. Remind you of somebody? SO I was watching him doing this laughing my head off as bugs and random things got into his taco when he COULD have just went inside to eat and then go outside and play.

Oh yeah, and now the two dudes are blasting Kelly Clarkson. WHo is she?! Right right, american idol winner, blah blah.

Hey hey hey! Who said this was a party, people nocking on the door? Oh, its just that chick. Hey, I'm hungry. Ow, I cut myself. My hair smells weird. It smells like a burnt... WHOOS DARE!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! OH MY GOD THERE IS A MOUSE ON THE CEILING!!!! There coming to take me away!!!! THEIR!!!!

I'm trying to make the longest blog post ever. I think I have accomplished... BEP!!! OMG THE DUDES PICKED A SONG FROM THE BEPS!!! THEY ARE ACTUALLY BEING MANLY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!