Monique Tether

Do you remember back in April when I said these very words?

You see, I have just set out for an agent, a literacy agent.

A Literacy Agent is somebody who reserves legal movie rights for my book, as long as they like it. They are on my side and they will ensure that the movie companies treat my book right when they make it a movie, sort of like an attorney for my book.

So, If I get any responses, I'll own legal rights with my book/movie

Well, this attorney for my book is now sitting right next to me! Remember Dude number 1? Well I was sitting here sad cause nobody wanted my movie to distribute, so he came by, started talking spanish, and he said he read my entire blog history, asked if I still needed a literacy agent, I said yes, and now I have a literacy agent!

So what if he's not official, he's official enough to do all my dirty work... I mean... well, as far as he knows, a Literacy agent does whatever the boss tells him, and I'm the boss. For an eighteen year old he doesn't know much about the movie buisness. Luckily, I do.

His checklist?

• Find a distributor
• Email Paramount
• Get me a latte
• Get me a bagel
• Get my toy horse from the room
• Charge my phone cuz its dead and people are probably calling me
• Don't wake up the people in the living room passed out on the floor
• Get me another Latte
• Push the publish button on my blog
• Get the itchy blanket away from my arm so I can type without scratching myself
• Get me a water
  
• Feed my birds
• Feed my snake
• Feed my hermit crabs
• Don't interrupt Dj while he's molting
• Play with my birds (Sharpay really hates him!)
• Clean Samantha's poop

• Clean the room

And thats just for this current hour!

We are gonna have a very nice friendship.