Monique Tether

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AAAAHHH, don't you hate it when your literacy agent takes your computer as you are going to the bathroom? "LITERACY AGENT DUDE, Please put on my Sia CD, *Click* Thank you..." Any way, as you know, the ENDING of Mystic Moon has come. The Last Chapter is its name, pleasing fans is its game. And yes, my new book is a boy. Please don't do what my literacy agent is currently doing and looking under books to see if they're male or female, I simply made my last book male cause I WANT it that way. My last books intersext, the first was a girl, the second was a boy, the third was a girl, the fourth was a boy, and the fifth was a girl as well. The last is a boy. Thats just the way it is. This way, if someone asked you what mystic moon books you like, you can simply say Oh, I like the boy books. Or the Girl Books. Anyway. My last book took some pretty hard cirticism, take a look:

"It was totally unworthy of my presence, I hated it, Trent was too much of a wussy."

"OMG I will never ever evereverevereverevereverevervevrvevervevrvevrvevvrervrv EVER everevereverever, what was I talking about?"

"It was too not serious. More love than action, and what the carp is up with Angel and Vanessa? They have like, ten scenes and none of them are important!!!!"

"Too drunky. He was totally not into me anyway... Wait, the book or the dude I dated last night? The book? I haven't read it, sorry, anyway, the dude was sooooo creeepy, and he kept asking me if I got my hair at target, and..."

"It tried to murder me!!!!"

"It was totally dramatic and layered out like a yummy cake topped with cherries, and icing, and fondant, and chocolate, and... Hey, anyone have any cake?"

"I found it was, odd. I liked it for the most part, but a really great book involves a really hot guy, and a woman, and were wolves and vampires, or so I hear. From all the chicks, but I myself, do not get into that stuff, I am a man after all!!! And none of you should ever... SQUIRREL!!!"

"I love MO!!! He's so cute!!!"

"You are totally wrong, Trent rocks, he's so hot and sweet, and he cooks!!!"

"MO!!!!"

"TRENT"

"MO!!!!"

"Stupid monkey chicks think a squirrel is cuter than a cook, a true cook is always the one who deserves attention, specially since there aren't many male cooks, TRENT ROX!!!!"

"He ain't a squirrel and he is very very cute!!!"

"All you chicks are wrong, Amy rules ALLL!!!!"

"I hope a chick said that..."

Okay!!! ADD readers, specially you, Alex, Squirrel? Really??? Is Veronica really getting to you that much???

This is what you get for adding a bunch of awesome characters. People fight. So, poll votes, anyone??? WHOM is better??? Trent, or Mo??? Talking Ferret, or hopless Human Cook? Leave your votes, ladies and, uhm, a dude.