Monique Tether

YES I AM!!! Anyway, back to the important stuff. My new book, Darnier Chapitre, (Yes, its in the mystic moon series, don't ask dumb questions!) is at forty pages, and let me tell you, its looking good, specially since my last few books ended before they got to forty pages and this one hasn't even started yet! Annnd, I has spoilers fur yous!

First of all, they aren't spoilers, they are just little merchin things I wanted to create. Well, guess what! Soon enough, I'm going to be posting pictures of the characters in my book. This will give ya'll insight on what my characters look like. But they aren't here yet, Alex is still working on that part.

Oh, and I just wanted to say that in January we are going to be throwing an ALL MONTH LONG 1st ANNIVERSARY PARTY!!! Now, the anniversary party is not only for my books first year of being published, its also for two other things, the WEBSITE'S first year, number one, and two, my I.M. buddies first year of marriage. (Awwwes from audience) Yeah, yeah, enough about them, oh, did I forget to tell you that since my website has been opened a year, I get a free audience to cheer for me at all times? (YAY!!!! WOOHOO!!! *whistles* from audience) That wasn't your queue you dodos. Anyway, We have a very special guest today, well, two. Yeah yeah, you know who it is, its the happy couple whom stolededed my spotlight and my audience. Please, don't welcome, Dude 3 and Alexandria! (*Crickets* nobody comes out, a short man walks onto the stage and whispers in Monique's ear)

Oh, okay, Slight change of plans, Alexandria is not here because she is in the hospital. (Crowd Awwes) Yeah, whatever. (crowd Booos) SHUT UP!!! She's having a freaking baby alright? Not a heart attack!!! But we Do have the husband, do we not? (Short man screams, NO!!!) Why not!!! He's the cute one, we should at least get him! (We only have five minutes left before commercial break, get on with it!) Oh, fine. I'll just call him.

Phone: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, *Your call can not be completed because this person has blocked you*

Monique: Oh well, I'll just call alexandria's phone.

Phone: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Hello? *Screaming in background*

Monique: Duuude!!! You answered!

Phone: WHy do you always call me dude?

Monique: Because your real name is too freaking long, now hush.

Phone: My real name isn't...

Monique: I SAID HUSH!!!

Phone: You're the hushy one, call me by my name or nickname and I will respond like a man should.

Monique: FINE THEN!!! Pj, please talk about your life.

Pj: That's better. What do you need to know?

Monique: Just tell the people about your most recent endeavors in life.

Pj: Uuuh, I'm a stay at home husband, what is there to tell?

Monique: OOOh OOOh, tell us about that time you had to babysit all those six year olds then you met all their parents at walmart!

Pj: I didn't meet all their parents, I only met Christina's mom there, and that's how she got home. The rest of them I had to drive.

Monique: Who was the hardest kid you babysat that day?

Pj: You.

Monique: SHUSH IT!!! I was babysitting myself!

Pj: Well, besides you, I suppose it was Madison.

Monique: Oh, you always go after the girls for being bad.

Pj: When I took her to the park she chewed a kid's ear and poured soda on him!!!

Monique: That's only because he took her swing.

Pj: He was the on on the swing in the first place!

Monique: Oh, you dodo. Who was the hardest boy to take care of?

Pj: I only babysat two, Freddie and Daniel, and both of them are thirteen.

Monique: Is it true that Christina had a crush on you?

Pj: Yes.

Monique: Is it true she cried when you told her you were married?

Pj: Yes.

Monique: Is it true she kicked you where it really hurts when you told her Alexandria was pregnant?

Pj: Why is this necessary?

Monique: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pj: Fine! Yes, it's true!

Monique: Good boy.

Pj: I have to go now, my wife is kind of in labor.

Monique: DODO!!! You always care about her and not me! I'm the famous one!

Phone: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEPBEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEEEP

Monique: Well, thats our show! Tune in next time for an interview with Alexandria and Pj's daughter Lyran, and a child's viewpoint on the MM series! Good night LAS VEGAS!!!