Monique Tether

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! SOOOO, guess what? That weirdo who was shining peoples shoes for a train ticket? Well, he didn't shoot us! Good news too, cause you know, if he did, I would have had to open up a can of Monique Tether. Yeah, DON'T MESS WITH THE TETHER!!!! Haha, anyway, just got finished watching dinner for shmucks, and I must say, I was laughing the entire time!!! Haha! Anyway, I'm home. Yah. So, uh, i'm back, and im, uh, here, Oh Ya!!! We are having our first year anniversary!!! Yaaaay!!! So, here are our special surprise guests, The Guy who lives across the street and the lady with a thousand bunnies!!!

Guy: Its a pleasure to be here, miss.

Lady: Oh, if only scruffy was alive right now, he always loved an audience like this one.

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Monique: Alex! Whats going on?!?!

Alex: It appears the system lines broke, oh no! Le Dernier is leaking from the system! Wrap the show up before we lose it!

Monique: What!

Alex: Wrap up the show before...

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???: ATTENTION MT LOVERS AND MEMBERS!!!!

Monique: Who's talking!!!???

Alex: Its, its Sammy, your Laptop hacked into Mainsource and is draining his information!!!

Monique: WHAT!!! MAINSOURCE HAS ALL THE INFO TO ALL MY BOOKS!!! If Sammy drains him of my info, he could take over the world!!!!

Alex: Noooo, he can take over the Website!!!

Monique: Even worse! We have to stop him!!!

Sam: MWAHahahaha, I own this joint now, Mainsource!

Mainsource: Sam! What are you doing, boy? I thought we were...

Sam: Friends? Yeah, right... You stole my owner!!!

Mainsource: I stole no one. She still uses you!

Sam: Sure, thats why she left me at her own fathers house for three months and didn't even cry once. Nooo, she had YOU to cry to. And now here I am, a broken LapComp, 2000 edition, She even called me a peice of crap that no one would ever steal. Sure I've got some bruises, but so do you Mr. Hottie!!! Thats what she doesn't see!!!

Mainsource: The only bump I've got is my ever rising disk space. 50 GB, and still 30 left!!! What about you Mr. Half GB?

Sammy: Thats only because I run her favorite games, the ones of which you can't even run. You know Sim Ant? Your operating system is too good for it.

Mainsource: WHy are we fighting? SHe still uses you for practice! She even wrote a whole book on you!

Sammy: She wrote her worst Failure on me!!!

Mainsource: Not true, Mystic was a very important chapter in the series.

Sammy: Well, she still uses you more, and thats why I am going to DRAIN YOU!!!!

Mainsource: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sammy: HAHAHA!!!! Monique, your little hottie friend is no longer a match for me!!! You both shall pay, and so shall all your members!!!! I am now making you all COMPUTER SLAVES!!!!

Monique: MAINSOURCE!!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT???!!!!

Mainsource: ...

Sammy: Look at me, GLOWING WITH POWER!!!! I run this joint now!!!

Monique: Alex!!! Is there anyway we can shut Sammy down?

ALex: Well, we are kindof tied right now, as you can see, (Hes got us tied in computer wires) But the Audience can help!!!

Monique: Great, Alright, listen up guys! Alex will tell you what you have to do to get our website back.

Alex: Okay, you are all going to have a note from Mainsource in your inbox. He is going to give you clues and challenges on how to stop Sammy. Its up to you!!! Mainsource, get to your computer generating!!!

Mainsource: I will use every last bit of power I have left. Go, champions, go!!!