Monique Tether

Yay! Bababa!!! Bebebebe!!!! FWEEP!!!! Its MONIQUE TETHERS FIRST ANNIVERSARY!!! YAAAAY!!!!

Mystic: Woah woah woah, I thought it was MY first anniversary, I was born a year ago.

Monique: Nonsense, Mystic boy! You are over sixty years old!

Mystic: I'm one, you idiot.

Monique: WHat are you in the book, mister?

Mystic: I'm a Quatra, and I'm only fifty in the book, in real life I'm one. Even though, NOW I'm a human, harhar!!! And you haven't changed me back yet!!!

Monique: I have too, you've been a Firehorse in the book a few times.

Mystic: ONE!!!!

Monique: Yeah, whatever. Look, the point is, the very first Mystic Moon book was published Janurary 6th, 2010...

Mystic: I'm looking at it right now, and you've got that date Wrong, it was published December 23rd, 2009, so I'm actually turning two.

Monique: What? You're a horse, you can't use a computer!

Mystic: No I'm not! You made me stay in this stupid human body, and now I'm in this whole rut with Amy and Celeste, you are tormenting me!

Monique: Would you like me to kill you then?

Mystic: No! I want you to let me be a horse again, I'm tired of this human body! I have to wear clothing!

Monique: Shush! Don't you know that the teenage girls suck you up right now? You're hot!

Mystic: To you I am, But you barely describe me for your readers to see me.

Monique: You know thats not the monique tether way, I allow others to see you the way they want to, just as everyone else, and I also don't have to look for people who look like the people in the book when the books turn to movies, so HA!

Mystic: WHatever.

Monique: Whatever to you first!

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