Monique Tether

That's right, another hopeless soul took on the Tether and fell down shamefully. Why do people keep doing stupid things? Well, perhaps I should inform you guys of the terrible situation.

There was this chick named Mrs. You (Seriously, and she says I'VE got problems!) well, lets not get to her yet, she ain't that important.

Well, I was merely attempting a shot at getting my book out into the world, I was asking teenagers to review my book for free, and I got many positive responses on Facebook and through my Email.

Well, out of nowhere, this lady starts harassing me (Yes, MRS.You) and starts saying my work is "Not Legit" and that if I have to "Spam Yahoo then I must be desperate."

Well, lets just say, she didn't win the fight. She even went onto this PRIVATE WEBSITE!!! I was SO MAD!!! This website is for my friends and family only. No random chick named Mrs. You should be poking around here, you guys don't want that, do you? Also, she told me since my book was Self Published and because I didn't have the money to pay a Designer (Whatever the crap that means!) that it will never be a movie and/or ever a popular book.

AHEM, BRIEF HISTORY LESSON FOR STUPID PEOPLE NAMED MRS. YOU: L. Frank Baum was a poor man, he had written a book (Me.) and couldn't get it published (Me Again.) so, he self published it (HELLO ME!!!) and it sold so wonderfully, that the publishing companies where mad they hadn't published him and raked in all that cash (Becoming Me.). Do you know what L. Frank Baum wrote? He wrote the Wizard of Oz, the most popular, BOOK, MOVIE, AND EVEN GAME OF ALL HISTORY!!!

Mrs. You, don't even think that this is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE THING, because it wasn't. Many self publishers have become big millionaires because Self Publishing, while it may be a harder rode to take, and a much longer one, always leads to more success, because for 1, you don't have the publishing company knocking on your door demanding 90%, and 2, you get to write what's REALLY on your mind, and not have to worry about some money hungry loser reading it and yelling out error after error.

Anyways, after many more of her foolish attempts at making me breakdown and making me give up, I finally got some backup, and together we deleted U Chick's "Unneeded Complaints", and hightailed her Fuzzy White Booty (She was a picture of a cat) OUT OF HERE!!!

Yes yes, applaud if you will, but this doesn't mean that she's just going to stop bothering us forever, we are a team, and what she did hurt all of us... eternally. And the only antidote is to make our movies the BEST DARNED MOVIES... EVER.

If not, then we will all die miserable and painful eternal deaths and be alone and lonely to secretly be ruled over by evil queen U for the rest of our lives.