Monique Tether

Okay, everyone! we are currently all about to make our way into the storage closet, well, the contestants are, not me, for my next challenge, for them, is 'locked inside the closet...'. hmm, wonder what it could be? Mon Homme, any last words?

Mystic: Not exactly.

Monique: Good, who wants to go first?

The room is silent, crickets can be heard outside.

Monique: Fine, I'LL risk MY life so that YOU CAN LIVE YOURS!!! I hope you're happy. **Monique puts the key into the door and slightly grabs the handle. Suspense builds into the room as she turns the handle, and Joey starts biting his nails. She opens it to reveal, four doors???**

She walks inside and flicks on the light. The doors are all colored randomly, one a sky blue, the next one over, purple, and after that is a striped red and green one, then a very dark teal. Everyone wonders what they mean, and then they are each handed a paper, each representing the colors of the doors.

Monique: This challenge is special, because it involves Teenagers, (Que theme song.) Young Love, First dates, and nasty 'Incidents' involving friends. Anyone know what this challenge is about?

Joey: Nawt a clue intha matta.

Destiny: I have to say, you've done it this time.

Trent: Nope.

Yasmin: I think I know what...

Monique: SHUSHIT!!!

Trent: Oooh you cursed.

Monique: You're going to be cursed if you don't pipe down and listen!!! Now, you each have a card of paper that represents the doors. In front of you, is a hat, in it, there are four, multi colored paper scraps, each explaining five new characters in the new Mystic Moon Movie, coming this fall to a theater near you. You have to guess which door holds which teen from the description given.

All except Monique: WHAT???!!!

Trent: But we don't even know the new characters names!

Monique: I'll make it easy on you, I'll read the description out loud. **Clears throat and grabs a random paper** Sophia Megean, new student in school, enjoys long walks on the BEACH **Ephasis on the BEACH** and staring at the SKY with her favorite GUY. She loves horses and cats and dogs too. Mike King, Wishes he lived in the sixties, enjoys solitude and hanging with Amy, Jason and... uh, that other kid, um, what was his name... uhhh... whatever, um, where was I? Oh yes, he'd prefer a day out in the...

**THUMP** is heard from the closet.

Monique: SHUT UP!!! He'd prefer a day out in the FOREST to a day in the house, and loves spending a ride on his skateboard around GRASSTOWN, a town nearby the school that has lots of, uh, concrete. He also likes horses and usually spends time watching them graze in the PASTURE. Spike Harnerson...

**THUMP**

Monique looks at the closet, then back to the paper: He's a punkish boy, his role model is Jay Kay, or as he calls him, CARDINAL Jay. He enjoys BLOODY movies, but nothing beats a day with his best pal, MIKE. And blah blah blah, nothing else is important,

**THUMP THUMP THUMP**

Monique walks over to the teal closet and whams on it, screaming: I JUST FED YOU, KNOCK IT OFF!!! Well, this means I don't even have to explain what's in there. Anyway, last one, Veronica Rose, Crap, I just gave the teal one away didn't I?

Mystic: Pretty much.

Monique: Whatever, she'd probably eat you anyway. Veronica Rose, a squirrel lover, and a lover of VIOLET designer clothes, she had rather spend her days working on her colorful makeup and avoiding Kody than actually being outside. The skinniest girl in the school, she's kinda CLIQUEY, but hates the color pink, she prefers A DARKER solution the the problem.

Okay, everyone set to peice these together?

All except Monique: No.

Monique: I thought so.

Monique hands out the papers, getting everyone to try and guess.

Also, you all are on teams now, the first ones to find their teen gets put on his or her team. GO!!!

Trent: I already know which one the teal colored door is, and there is no freaking way I want to be on Dawna's team, that chick is, like, evil.

Monique: Too late, you said her name, you guessed the door, you're on her team!

Trent: What?

Monique open's Dawna's door, Dawna runs to Trent and licks the side of his face like a dog.

Monique: Aw, she likes you!

Destiny: May I be on Dawna's team to prevent her from eating my husband?

Monique: Since she was a giveaway, I suppose you could.

Destiny: Thanks.

Yasmin: Okay, I sense a pattern here, who is with me on the fact that Mike and Spike are both hiding behind the striped door?

Joey: I dunno, Monique pulls some nasty tricks, yur probably wrong.

Mystic sensed a pattern as well, and he figured if he was on Yasmin's team, which, Yasmin is probably going to be the strongest player, he could get to the top much faster and without struggle. Also, Mike and Spike are unison, meaning they'd get two extra players on their team, twice the strength, for half the price: I believe you, Yassy, I think we should guess it out.

Yasmin: Really? Someone is with me?

Courie: I don't believe you for one second, Joey is right, Monique pulls nasty tricks!

Mystic: I have known her long enough to know that she doesn't lie. She gives hints, easy and hard, and this one is easy.

Monique cups her hands onto Mystic's shoulder: Aw, looks like I have an admirer! Anyone else with this hunk of brains?

Lex: I do!

Mystic: CRAP!!!

Monique: Alright, let's see who's behind door numbah four!!!

Trent: You mean three?

Monique: Shush, I wanted it to ryhme.

Monique opens the door, nobodys there...?

Monique: Mike? Spike? Anyone? Hmm, that's funny, I swore they were in here.

Mystic: Double Crap!!!

Monique: Oh, that's right! Spike had to go pee, so I let him out for a moment, however, that doesn't explain where Mike went.

**THUMP**

Mumbling can be heard from a locked up chest in the corner of the room.

Monique: Oh, right, I wanted to test my mouse trap, so I had Mike stand right here, but, where did the vaccum put the mice again?

Mike: In the chest, right behind you, TURN AROUND!!!

Monique keeps on thinking to herself: Who's hotter? Mystic with his shirt off, or Mystic with his shirt on? Nooo, Mystic wearing a white dress shirt in the pouring rain, and a button flew off, he's the very hottest of them all...

Mike: LET ME OUT!!! I CAN'T FREAKING BREATHE!!!

Monique: And coffee is hot too...

**THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!!!!**

Yasmin rushes to the chest, and picks the lock with a hair thing. As she opens it, Mike grabs her shoulders and kisses her cheek friendly.

Mike: THAAAANK YOU!!! AS for YOU!!! **Mike climbs out and runs over to her.**

Monique: Oh, hi Mike!

Mike: Don't 'HI MIKE' ME!!! You left me locked in there for an hour! You also left Spike locked in the bathroom, he's been texting me about Jason, apparently he's been terroizing him, flipping the lights off and playing chainsaw noises outside the door.

Monique: I told him to do that.

Mike: Why?!

Monique: I wanted to show the world that big bad Spike is just a big baby waving for love.

Spike runs into the room with toliet paper hanging from his entire body and his pants halfway down screaming.

Spike: HEEELLP MEEE!!!

Spike jumps into Mike's arms: It was horrible, dude, so... much... darkness...

Mike: It's alright dude, get yourself together, it was just Jason.

Spike: I know it was Jason, he wanted to kill me!

Mike: No, dude, not hockey mask Jason, Cardinal Jason, our buddy.

Spike: Oh. Ok. Well, in that case, Imma killim.

Mike: After the show, Spike, we've got to compete to get our own book series!

Spike: Yes, dude, we must.

Monique: Wow, you guys are quite the couple.

Mike: What?

Spike: We like, ladies.

Mike: Women.

Spike: Girls.

Mike: Yeah, girls.

Spike: With, hair.

Mike: And, eyes.

Spike: And bras.

Mike: Now you're going too far.

Spike: Sorry dude.

Monique: Wow, okay. So, We still have two doors to open, who's guessing for the last two?

Joey: The purple one is Sophia.

Courie: You're an idiot, the purple one is Spike.

Tyran: Spike has already been revealed!

Courie: Whatever.

Joey: FIne then, Mr. Fox, what's your diagnosis?

Tyran: I say we go with Sophia, whom is behind door number one, AKA, the blue door.

Monique: Correct, Ty! You are now on Sophia's team!

Sophia walks out: Thank god, it was getting stuffy in there.

Monique: And as an added bonus, Jen, you want to be on Ty's team, or Mike and Spike's team with Yasmin?

Jen: I'd love to be on the same team with Yasmin, but I love the color blue, also, Mike and Spike have too many players already, so, I'll stick with Sophia.

Yasmin: Aw, there's my number one fan, and she's on a team without her favorite character! Monique, I'm leaving team Mike and Spike.

Monique: Fine, do whatever the crap you want. Joey, Courie, you're both on V's team.

Veronica comes out screaming SQUIRREL and hugs Joey: Yah, this was a bad idea...

Monique: So, now we have teams!

Team Blue Birds! Team members, Jen, Tyran, Yasmin and Sophia

Team Lighting! Team members, Mike, Spike, Lex and Mystic (Oooh, tension on the team!)

Team Purple Squirrels! Team members, Veronica, Courie, Amy and Joey

Team DARKNESS! Trent, Destiny, Jason and Dawna

Oooh, the tension is killing me! SO, next time, we have a super awesome ACTION CHALLENGE!!! Our team members must jump into the pages of one of the best action slash comedy novels of all time, The Life of the Land! Their challenge will be to keep Kevin safe and entertained, while preventing him from burning down the house.

All next time, on, uh, I forgot the name.